• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    Maybe he recorded a whole web series.

    "Howdy there internet, we’re back for another exciting week of eating shit with Ben.

    This week we’ll be sampling a fine specimen from my neighbour, John. John’s turds tend to have a nutty, earthy aroma, and any of you that have watched this channel know what a fan I of John’s bowel movements. We will be pairing John’s waste with a jug of dirty water from a pothole outside my house. Anyway, remember to smash those like and subscribe buttons. Time to dig in. ARFLGARFLARAFFRGHAARDFGAGAAFFFHSGALAAAAA UNNNGGGGHHHHH"