My pubes glow with the light of ten thousand radiant suns.

lol bros never polished his knob with a hitachi

If you’re looking for something amiss you’d notice a microphone. Unless you really, really, really knew your shit something like this could be essentially invisible even if you disassembled it.

I try to shop locally. There is SO MUCH shit that you just can’t buy in person. It’s not possible.

I recently wanted a raspberry pi. I’m in a large Canadian city and literally no one sells them. You can only get them online. It’s one example but it’s a thing.

I really don’t understand why people like those games. I don’t find them fun at all. And the micro transactions are so fucking obnoxious.

This kind of stuff is SIGNIFICANTLY more alluring when you’re dealing with an air gapped pc.

Interdict the mouse and modify so that it drops the usb, pair with an sdr and a specially modified usb plug to exfiltrate any data picked up, the user is none the wiser, you’ve grabbed whatever info you’re after, and you never even need to physically access the air gapped pc.

It’s elaborate but if you’re targeting an air gapped pc or network then elaborate is necessarily going to be the name of the game.

Put your mouths on my genitals, Microsoft.

Shocking.

It’s almost like the utility of language learning models isn’t in being shoehorned into fuckjng everything.

Go figure.

No arguments.

I would add that people’s unwillingness to understand or care about security risks does nothing to alter the importance of being aware of them, but I’m well aware that expecting anyone to give a shit about cybersecurity is pissing into the wind.

I’d agree with the broad thrust of your comment that this isn’t exactly screaming “panic now, the end is nigh”.

Being aware of vulnerabilities like this is important nonetheless.

The nature of side channel attacks like this are that they’re incredibly difficult to spot and mitigate. This one does seem rather elaborate in that it requires software running on a pc but the attack you mentioned with the processor is decidedly stealthier. Just like timing attacks with fans, tempest style attacks - this stuff happens, and from a consumer pov if someone can interdict a package you order from Amazon and alter it then you’d never even know anything was even happening.

Is this happening a lot? Probably exceedingly rarely. Is it a risk most people have to worry about? No. Is it a risk nonetheless? Yes.

All I’m saying is that it’s important to be aware of the risks if you care about security.

This really isn’t worthless.

The chances someone may use it against you may be low but a committed attacker against a secure target will rely on stuff like this.

It’s more in the realm of espionage than stealing your credit card number but this shit happens.

This is why we have designated shitting streets.

Theee morons are eating their own already even with the dear leader alive.

This is a terribly written comment… There is a better way to say what you’re trying to say. I think. I’m not 100% on what your point really is.

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But only if they weighed the same as a duck.

Correct. Congratulations on your basic reading comprehension.

I can do this too.

Cats can communicate with ants by using quantum transmitters located in their butts to grant wishes, and I know this because my cousin Tommy once fucked a cat in the ass and a colony of fire ants granted his for Anne jet ski.

Every cat is fluent in Persian and Ojibwe and every cat, everywhere, knows when a person pees, who they are, and where they’re peeeing.

They possess an emotion humans can’t feel called sploofnury.

Cats killed Jesus.

All cats are actually the fruiting bodies of a rare kind of quantum mycelium. I’ve seen it by using x ray goggles I found on the bus so it’s definitely true.

I once saw a cat quoting Shakespeare, in Ojibiwe, but it stopped when it saw me.

Cats don’t actually die, they just turn into pillows when they’ve killed enough small animals.

Like. I get it. China is absolutely an authoritarian state. But it also isn’t coming apart at the fucking seams, really seems to have its shit together, and offers a very good quality of life if you make enough money, from what I’ve heard.

It isn’t a glittering wonderland or anything but you’re not going to be deported for no fucking reason if you’re an expert in your field (unless you get on the wrong side of the government).

The USA is coming apart at the seams. It isn’t just authoritarianism, it’s ineptitude and implosion. They’re totally different situations.

You guys aren’t doing nothing hard enough. You have to do nothing harder.