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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    They knew he was a politician but they’re surprised by this?

  • masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s a politician’s job to eat billionaire shit - not their own. Flush him, I say.

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    Gotta be aware of your own oppo exposure… Either that or own it. Ballsy move to get into politics with that floating around.

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      I’d have just blamed AI. I’m surprised they didn’t.

      • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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        Maybe the people who released the footage have more material and told him this was just the amuse bouche unless he resigns.

        Tasteless affair, either way.
        Hard to stomach, really.

        • cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          But it does prove he was full of shit

          • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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            At both sides.

            • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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              A one-man, DIY human centipede.

        • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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          Maybe he recorded a whole web series.

          "Howdy there internet, we’re back for another exciting week of eating shit with Ben.

          This week we’ll be sampling a fine specimen from my neighbour, John. John’s turds tend to have a nutty, earthy aroma, and any of you that have watched this channel know what a fan I of John’s bowel movements. We will be pairing John’s waste with a jug of dirty water from a pothole outside my house. Anyway, remember to smash those like and subscribe buttons. Time to dig in. ARFLGARFLARAFFRGHAARDFGAGAAFFFHSGALAAAAA UNNNGGGGHHHHH"

    • Norah (pup/it/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Why didn’t he just say it was AI? By resigning, he admitted he did that.

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      I wonder if he had a sinking feeling thinking about that floating around

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    Based. Should have doubled down and not resigned.

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      "Other politicians say that they’ll do what they need to in order to help our country, but I’m actually willing to eat your shit. "

      • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        “please”

  • dick_finemanBanned
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    I’m 41 and still don’t understand why people like feces. I…ehhh…wish the best for you all.

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    “Juan… your breath smells like shit…”

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