“Department / Corporate Retreat”

As in, “we’re holding our annual corporate retreat next Wednesday! It’ll be offsite, you’re all required to be there, and we’ll be spending the day having a 6 hour meeting about absolutely nothing, just like we do every year. But dont worry, when we’re done we’ll play a game no one wants to play, or do a craft no one wants to do, but everyone will pretend they enjoy it because if they don’t, they’re not ‘team players.’”

This year, our day-long-nothing-meeting was about how management is working to secure everyone’s jobs despite budget cuts, and we have nothing to worry about. Then we took a personality quiz that said I was a character from Stranger Things. Then the next day, they told me I’m getting laid off and have 3 months left at the company.

Fucking RETREATS are so relaxing.

“Department / Corporate Retreat”

As in, “we’re holding our annual corporate retreat next Wednesday! It’ll be offsite, you’re all required to be there, and we’ll be spending the day having a 6 hour meeting about absolutely nothing, just like we do every year. But dont worry, when we’re done we’ll play a game no one wants to play, or do a craft no one wants to do, but everyone will pretend they enjoy it because if they don’t, they’re not ‘team players.’”

This year, our day-long-nothing-meeting was about how management is working to secure everyone’s jobs despite budget cuts, and we have nothing to worry about. Then we took a personality quiz that said I was a character from Stranger Things. Then the next day, they told me I’m getting laid off and have 3 months left at the company.

Fucking RETREATS are so relaxing.

“Department / Corporate Retreat”

As in, “we’re holding our annual corporate retreat next Wednesday! It’ll be offsite, you’re all required to be there, and we’ll be spending the day having a 6 hour meeting about absolutely nothing, just like we do every year. But dont worry, when we’re done we’ll play a game no one wants to play, or do a craft no one wants to do, but everyone will pretend they enjoy it because if they don’t, they’re not ‘team players.’”

This year, our day-long-nothing-meeting was about how management is working to secure everyone’s jobs despite budget cuts, and we have nothing to worry about. Then we took a personality quiz that said I was a character from Stranger Things. Then the next day, they told me I’m getting laid off and have 3 months left at the company.

Fucking RETREATS are so relaxing.

I’m in!

The name for my imaginary band is: The Cuban Sandwich Crisis

But I’ve also got a list of names as I come up with them.

Favorite already taken band name: Youth in Asia

Edit: formatting

Yep

Honestly, I must have blocked most of the AI communities, or I just don’t scroll through “local”, but I scroll “subscribed” and “all”, and I don’t feel like I see a lot of AI stuff. I know it’s there, but I have to look for it.

First they came for the grandfathers and I did not speak out, for my grandfather was a Nazi.

We bought a giant bag of plastic springs and one of ours loves to play fetch with them

oh i thought the snub nose was from selective breeding, like the short-barreled rifle.

Good point, they don’t even need a crime to arrest you.

This is how people end up with their only charge being “resisting arrest”.

Ferrari “strategists” have been a joke for years.

The worst one they tell is "We’re cops, were not allowed to lie. "

Fuckers.

In some parts of the US (at least, maybe nationally) the castle doctrine even extends to your car. It is thought of as an “extension” of your home/castle.

Edit: spelling

Technically this is illegal in lots of countries. It’s just hard to enforce afik.

lmao amazing

And for those unfamiliar with this man’s face, he is an American rapper who goes by Xzibit (hence his use in my comment above). He used to host a popular show on MTV called Pimp My Ride where he and a team of people would take peoples not-so-great cars and upgrade them into fancier not-so-great cars.

Thanks for the clarifications!

Lol it’s no biggie. Just a silly flair bot. If my vote counts, I’m happy.

Lol I might just misunderstand how it works, but I thought if a user had multiple flairs it would show them all.

Garuda KDE-lite is what I’ve been using my and it’s great