no space bois thx

anyone else who wants to tell me “for the millionth time” about how it’s super safe to fill low-earth orbit with unprecedented amounts of literal garbage in pursuit of creating a shit-tier ISP that’s sucked hard every time I’ve used it is welcome to take it up with the professor of astronomy that wrote that last article

“it’s not Kessler syndrome unless it’s from the Kessler region of space, otherwise it’s just sparkling Rods from God” fuck you

uh huh. spacex fans are fucking wild

Kessler syndrome, and historically starlink’s satellites don’t always burn up in the atmosphere as they should

aronofsky should’ve stuck with the true future of entertainment while he was ahead

it somehow isn’t shocking that the aronofsky movies I liked seem to have been substantially plagiarized from Satoshi Kon’s work

we don’t want your special boi open source plagiarism machine either

I just made a quick change to our lemmy-ui config to hopefully quickly restart it when it once again leaks all of its memory and gets stuck in a tight set of GC cycles due to a “high” amount of traffic (normal for a public website being scraped, even with iocaine) even though it’s a node application that barely does anything at all

I can’t monitor this one as close as I’d like today so if something breaks and it doesn’t resolve itself within a couple minutes, or the instance looks like it’s in a crash loop, ping @zzt@mas.to on mastodon and I’ll try and get to it as soon as I can

yeah bye now

thanks to you he had 8 more years of life and a much happier existence than any he’d known before he met you. I think that’s remarkable.

I’m so sorry. it’s never easy when this happens, but for what it’s worth it sounds like you gave him the best life possible. it takes a great deal of strength to be with a pet until the very end, and I hope you’re able to take the time you need to grieve and recover your emotional strength.

dear fuck just when I think I’m out urbit pulls me back in

analysis coming soon, I’m reviewing some technical sources provided by a world-class cryptocurrency expert (yes it’s @dgerard@awful.systems) and howdy fuck does this ever resemble the cardano grift but with Haskell replaced with a much worse ML with a much less coherent type system

that’s great thanks

their absolute twat of a CEO is still running kagi as an AI company, and kagi fans get really weird when you bring it up

are you fucking lost? you seem to be here from 2010 before we knew exactly what the “Mozilla Foundation” was, an organization that grifts nonprofit money and hires extremely gifted devs just to waste their god damn time

so I’m not saying I’m writing this down for the Lemmy clone’s features list, but

unironically fuck yes

does arch not support reading the fucking article or any other comments in the thread before you show your entire ass posting here

the wet bandits would absolutely be gigantic ladybird fans. especially after Kevin gave them a couple concussions each

important addendum: your reason for advocating for shit browsers owned by terrible people will be read out loud in the clown voice it deserves

shut the fuck up