David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 7th December 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
9·9 days agolook some people just don’t like women having hobbies
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 7th December 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
7·9 days agoto
fucksell LSD to children
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 7th December 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
8·9 days agoi am pretty sure i am shredding the Resonant Computing Manifesto for Monday
and of course Anil Dash signed it
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Google’s Antigravity AI vibe coder wipes your hard diskEnglish
5·12 days ago“how foolish of you to believe the 24/7 barrage of propaganda about AI agents”
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•AI data centres — in SPACE! Why DCs in space can’t workEnglish
2·13 days agoimagine a $100b GPU data centre with the disposability of a cubesat
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Lawyers find more work! Cleaning up after AI botsEnglish
7·13 days agoDistrust but verify
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Epic CEO wants Steam to remove AI game disclosuresEnglish
14·17 days agoone-hour-old troll accounts are probably not suitable content for this forum
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
5·17 days agoStephenson knows how computers work.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
6·17 days agoand it made it to being an actual content guideline, not just an essay!
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Nature’s latest AI-generated paper — with medical frymblal and Factor FexcectornEnglish
6·17 days agoI would guess the latter.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Nature’s latest AI-generated paper — with medical frymblal and Factor FexcectornEnglish
4·17 days agoI speak many phrase from your Englander language!
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
8·20 days agoRust is the tr*ns language with programmer socks, you see
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Don’t cite the Adversarial Poetry vs AI paper — it’s chatbot-made marketing ‘science’English
3·20 days agoand they’re all using chatbots in their methodology and for the mandatory reviews
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•White House: the US will fabricate science with chatbotsEnglish
8·20 days agoI’m guessing ivermectin and miasma theory
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•White House: the US will fabricate science with chatbotsEnglish
5·20 days ago“10,000 to 100,000 times faster.”
You know they meant they’d ask a chatbot
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
8·21 days agoThat seems potentially unwise.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Don’t cite the Adversarial Poetry vs AI paper — it’s chatbot-made marketing ‘science’English
7·21 days agohey hey hey!! there’s always making it a Conference Proceeding
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Vibe nuclear — let’s use AI shortcuts on reactor safety!English
8·26 days agoThat’s a great question! If it’s for an AI power station, it turns out that 3.6 roentgen is a nutritional requirement.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
- Health benefits of radioactive glue on pizza
- Why South Memphis needs a nuclear reactor built in 6 months
- Why you need an anime waifu who glows in the dark






















who tf is zerophase (apart from a lunduke fan)