Scandal aside, his presidency red pilled more Americans than trump ever could, prove me wrong

Its a problem in society that everyone deals with and it’s totally obnoxious, anyone reading, if your that person please buy some headphones because you absolutely suck

Especially when they speak super loud in a foreign language omg i want to kick them right in the ass with 5 billion joules of energy launching them at 25 thousand miles per hour off planet earth spiraling into the sun

Looks like a man with a face lift

I present to you this as a simulated fight between the two https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1963788861743530185

Politics but there’s a subject most people find about as exciting as a social guest on the qvc network. If i had to choose a second one it would be animes that I’ve actually watched and totally out the box but If vaginas and penises could have arguments, who would win in a debate over who’s more dramatic

He’s got plastic surgery, takes like he just got his cavities filled and is a married gay man, id take it he’s definitely a bottom

Minds.com is honestly not bad

Honest to God, it’s not the worst idea I ever heard. Dude was showing me some corny ass AI Bigfoot telling dumb ass jokes that like a fifth grader with edge would come up with. It’s moments like this God they make me want to slowly reach for the cocked and loaded weapon by the bedside and pretend that life isn’t worth living anymore lol Seriously, that guy made murder Suicide seem like a valid option.

I’m not down im just out lol Honestly I’m done trying to date, if i find someone that’s interested that’s cool but as i age (36 now) i raise I’m getting older and the dating pool is only going to shrink unless i marry some desperate foreign woman looking for a green card. I’m not interested in that at all. Unless i see someone truly worth my time im just going to accept as i have been, being alone; and you know what, im ok with that. I guess it would be nice to share love and life with someone especially as i grow old but im just going to save my 401 k and stuff up for my own personal retirement and ride it out. I’m not hurting im just over it. Im only going to spend my time on things i find truly fulfilling in life from now on and with people that i deem worthy of my time. Besides im having too much fun writing my book and i really think if i market my novels right as an independent author i can make great money. I want to travel across America and see the natural wonders, go to rock shows and try new things that don’t include anything of my past. I’m going to reforge this old frying pan into a sharpened sword know what i mean

Giving guns to teachers is a bad idea but hiring military veterans and retired cops not so bad. Anything is better than just letting schools be soft targets for crazy people to find their fifteen minutes of fame. Also any left winger damaging gun control, good luck with a new generation of young people that overwhelmingly support the second amendment. This ain’t your liberal boomer moms America anymore.

She said “awww thank you, have a nice day” so I’m thinking, wompy womp she probably thought it was sweet but most likely it’s a no or she already has a man

In reality In your opinion how long till she hits me up if at all cz i got the sneaky suspicion she won’t

No not yet, womp womp. Jk i gave it to her earlier today so we shall see how this plays out

That’s actually a great point, his weight is also a source of pride for him and much like sampsons hair the more he loses the less superhuman he becomes

If i told you my true opinions i would be enemy number 1 on lemmy. If you want a real opinion on this subject dm me. But long story short, things are only going to escalate as time goes on if you know what i mean

JB Pritzker would launch a megaton fart out of his ass and christie would throw scolding hot french fries at him only to be countered by pritzker eating them like a seal mid air. Then they would sumo wrestle with both men wincing in pain from gout. Christie give him a slap of his man titty and pritzker would answer back with a belly swoosh. Jb would cover himself in bacon grease to be more elusive. Eventually christie comes out the winner with explosive shart spray surprise attack but not before a cup of hot chili is poured down his underpants by pritzker

The viewers would win

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Gop will gain seats in Texas but lost seats across the board because the gop sucks at getting out the vote during the midterms