Discuss Online
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 days ago

Who would win in a fight ? Governor Chris Christie or JB Pritzker ?

pin
message-square
11
link
fedilink
4

Who would win in a fight ? Governor Chris Christie or JB Pritzker ?

pin
Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 days ago
message-square
11
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Lovstuhagen@hilariouschaos.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 days ago

    Christie just has the fight in him, period. He’s the dog.

    I think he also is more proud of his weight.

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      Hell yea, I agree

    • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      That’s actually a great point, his weight is also a source of pride for him and much like sampsons hair the more he loses the less superhuman he becomes

  • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    5 days ago

    JB Pritzker would launch a megaton fart out of his ass and christie would throw scolding hot french fries at him only to be countered by pritzker eating them like a seal mid air. Then they would sumo wrestle with both men wincing in pain from gout. Christie give him a slap of his man titty and pritzker would answer back with a belly swoosh. Jb would cover himself in bacon grease to be more elusive. Eventually christie comes out the winner with explosive shart spray surprise attack but not before a cup of hot chili is poured down his underpants by pritzker

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 days ago

      I can see this

  • tidderuuf@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    5 days ago

    We talking eating each other or eating a hamburger?

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 days ago

      🤣🤣🤣 No lol like who would win in a fight or political debate lol

  • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    5 days ago

    The viewers would win

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 days ago

      Fair point

      • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        2 days ago

        I present to you this as a simulated fight between the two https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1963788861743530185

        • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 days ago

          🤣

Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.com

shittyask@hilariouschaos.com

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !shittyask@hilariouschaos.com

Ask shitty questions!

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 2 users / day
  • 8 users / week
  • 13 users / month
  • 181 users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 156 subscribers
  • 250 Posts
  • 135 Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com
  • SherryShimey@lemmus.org
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org