the UK apparently is using the Malaysian/Hong Kong type of plugs which are annoying as shit. every time you go to HK (and Malaysia) you have to remember to bring the stupid converter because they insist on using stupid special sockets. the plugs are fucking huge and bulky and annoying.

can i get the double sized balls and but and half sized brain please

I’ve been to this park. Seen some things you wouldn’t believe. Monkeys begging for a biscuit then taking the whole bag. Monkeys stealing popsicles from kids. A monkey getting a pepsi from a vending machine and opening the plastic bottle with its teeth. Swole bro monkeys showing off their pecs and asses to tourists. Herds of monkey kids running through the underbrush while park staff could only look on or sometimes try to scare them off with slingshots. Macaques don’t care. They are the majority here. They rule the park.

I heard that when guiyang had a minor lockdown, the macaques that were used to stealing treats from visitors had to go hungry, and then went down from the mountain park into the city below to get their treats one way or the other

The D.E.N.N.I.S system: Dennis Humper, Dennis Dumper, Dennis Hopper og Dennis Farter

do the deuce bigalow european gigolo pose

“already blessed this person with my civilized white presence (and peen), time to move on to the next fortunate improvement subject”

Kevin Costner: I’m a little fancy bowtie boy! Stay away from the Terrible Bear* *(an american cryptid, a myth created by landowners)

Normal non-USians: Chill, we’re just taking photos. That’s just a normal bear. Terrible Bears don’t exist

Kevin Costner: NOooo, the Terrible bear wants to eat you, it can smell you’re working class. I’m safe. By the way I own all the land and I’m a special fancy boy. The special fences show that I own the land

Normal people: 我不相信. 滚

Kevin Costner: shoots his pew pew guns and yells incomprehensible anglo grunts

Bear:

vote for Harris now

nowhere did she imply that

a golfing santa claus for a joker? that’s the most that ever happened

MikeLaoShi

fucking westerners that go to china and get a nice ass high paid teaching job despite having no qualifications besides being a and then have the nerve to whine about how not everything in china is the same as back home and le seeseepee is le evil authoritarian, despite having just witnessed the effects of the fastest increase in living standards and economic growth on earth

shut up and enjoy the privilege of being paid 25K/month for waving flashcards at kids and playing songs off a usb stick, or go home to kkkrakkkerstan

other chinese tofu products:

fresh soft tofu 豆花 “bean flower"

fermented tofu seasoning 腐乳 “milk of corruption”

tofu skin stick (yuba stick) 腐竹 “bamboo of corruption”

translator’s note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes

lady liberty’s diet is so devoid of fiber and nutrients that she has a pennsylvania lodged in her colon. will she please stop this carnivore diet bullshit?

i call it monorrhea because i only have a single butthóle

the hills have bis

thanks for the effortreply. i spent a lot of my life in the nordics and while everyone makes fun of british and midwestern american food for being bland and boring, scandinavian food deserves that reputation. obviously the bland food has a material reason behind it, because it’s subarctic and dark, so most of the food is based on salty pork, taters and onions, heavy enough to last you through a cold day. if you like slight variations on that theme then great.

it’s probably my least favourite food region in the world, and it feels weird to call potato and meat home cooking as a “regional cuisine” but i guess it is in a way. not being nationalistic, just not a fan of the style. same goes for most northeastern european food but i think northern slavic food has some more creativity to it and more varied flavors.

which is why my original post was that salty licorice is one of the few flavors out of the nordics which is actually interesting

edit, i also kinda like hasselback potatoes, seafood salad with dill, and swedish sandwich cake which is such a ridiculous thing that it should only be served at funerals so that people have something to ponder. COME TO THINK OF IT dill might be the other cool thing north/northeast europe does that is underused in the rest of the world

lol

salty licorice is a very rare example of an interesting flavor to come out of north europe. pickled herring was certainly an aquired taste before I was but in hindsight it kinda just tastes like every other white-vinegar+sugar pickled food which is fine i guess, nothing extraordinary

smoked paprika and garlic powder are so epic, but so is whatever is the Next Thing (in 2010 it was sriracha, in 2020 it was gochujang, now it’s za’atar maybe? though that’s too difficult to source for your average foodbro)

a sophisticated mac-n-cheese and mayo-on-crustless-white-bread eater when they see british chips and gravy:

a USian with bleached teeth when they see a normal mouth:

this looks like garbage but might actually taste good, and might be vegan. crispy potatoes in spiced goop is usually good. the classic chinese night market fare is wolftooth potatoes (slightly underdone wavy cut fries) in spicy gravy and pickled green beans. since i absolutely love that garbage, I would eat this anglo garbage.

So many of the people who dunk on food just reveal themselves to have the palette of a baby.

First bite i had of aforementioned wolftooth taters i thought “this is not great, the potatoes are not even soft and the sauce tastes sour and weird” but a few bites in you start to love it for just that. people need to try weird shit once in a while, and try it twice if they don’t really like it first time around. aquired tastes have almost always become my favourites while simple things i enjoyed as a kid (ketchup, oven fries, etc) have taken their proper place as being just acceptable.

adult baby palates (people with sensory issues aside) feel like the food version of adults that only read harry potter