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using the union j*ck as a diaper is certainly an interesting energy
Death to America
it’s great because you can say out loud “jack off!” when you remove it
The Union Jack off
75 miles seems like a lot, I’ll have to start running a few micropenises to get in shape first
Why would you go to all that trouble, only to take a picture laying the wrong way? Turn around you goddamn amateur, it’s supposed to look like the dong is yours!
do the deuce bigalow european gigolo pose
all it would have taken is a little mountaineering to make a more recognizably round glans
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