They’d charge me extra for that.

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Are they cheap because I don’t have much money.

Oh yeah I’d cum in my pants and call my therapist to book an emergency session.

Damn girl I want to take you home and introduce you to my parents then continue to disappoint you through my actions until you find someone better then me.

I want to put my hand in your pocket body!

Will you be my mommy with benefits?

I think he’s about to eat a clam sandwich.

You can use a scraper and some sandpaper to smooth out that baseboard then repaint with some high gloss white paint.

At least someone around here has a sense of humour.

No worries if you have no interest in people with mommy fetishes I’ll happily move on.

Yeah it looks exactly like my mom’s ass.

Hot.

Great pussy by the way it looks exactly like my late sister’s.

Oh we’ll both be crying.

Are you looking for forty-five second of fun and two hours of crying?

Damn you’re fine you look just like my mom.

You know what they say if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.

Good day, madam.

Only if you’re willing to emotionally and financially support me and my mother.

It’s called a closet.

With my dick it wouldn’t need to.