By Brett O’Keefe, Plains Regional News Cooperative, Pierre, S.D.
PIERRE, S.D. — Authorities in central South Dakota are investigating an unusual crash involving a stolen truck that overturned along a rural highway and spilled thousands of mini compact discs labeled as Chinese-language versions of Microsoft Windows 95, a software product discontinued more than two decades ago.
The crash occurred early Tuesday morning outside Hughes County. When state troopers arrived, they found the truck abandoned, its cargo scattered across a ditch and nearby field. The driver had fled the scene.
“What caught everyone off guard was the cargo,” said South Dakota Highway Patrol Sgt. Mark Ellison. “They were new, professionally pressed Windows 95 mini CDs, shrink-wrapped, labeled, and boxed. They still make these things?”
The discs appear to be 8-centimeter mini CDs, a format briefly popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Each disc is marked as containing a Chinese-language version of Windows 95, complete with printed logos and installation instructions.
Investigators said there is no immediate explanation for why such software would still be manufactured, or who the intended recipient might have been.
Microsoft declined to comment on the specific shipment but said in a statement that Windows 95 has not been produced or licensed for distribution for many years.
Surveillance footage from a gas station roughly 40 miles from the crash site shows the truck stopping briefly late Monday night. The video shows two men wearing dark clothing exiting the vehicle. One is seen carrying a shoulder bag. Authorities said the footage is under review.
“It’s not clear whether both individuals were involved in the transport or if one joined the truck later,” Ellison said.
The truck was reported stolen earlier this month from another state, though officials declined to specify where, citing the ongoing investigation.
Technology experts say the discovery raises questions about the continued use of legacy systems.
“There are still industrial machines and specialized equipment around the world that run on very old operating systems,” said Daniel Wu, a software historian who studies obsolete computing platforms. “But seeing this volume, in this format, suggests something more organized than a hobbyist operation. Could they be used for malicious purposes? Yes. Small-town water treatment plants, power facilities, things of that nature. Systems that aren’t current because of cost.”
Wu said the discs could have been intended for export or for use in isolated systems not connected to the internet.
Authorities have not determined whether the discs are counterfeit, unauthorized reproductions, or part of some other distribution effort. The cargo has been seized, and federal agencies have been notified.
Local residents who drove past the scene described the sight as surreal.
“It looked like someone dumped shiny coasters everywhere,” said rancher Paul Hendricks, who stopped when traffic slowed. “Then I heard they were computer discs from the ’90s. That just made it stranger.”
As of Wednesday, no arrests had been made. Investigators said they are working to trace the origin of the discs and identify the individuals seen on surveillance footage.
“We don’t know yet what this shipment was for,” Ellison said. “That’s what makes it so strange.”
Officials said there is no known threat to the public at this time and urged anyone with information about the truck or its occupants to contact authorities.
This is fake, and this account has created this community of literally-fake news. The way this is being posted without context makes this definitionally misinformation at best, and disinformation at worst. Check this community’s sidebar.
To anyone who is reading this, adjust your blocklists or user tags accordingly.
To the OP: you need to put this somewhere in your posts, and not just the sidebar of your community. Many people come here from a feed. So, here I am, doing it for you, since you can’t be bothered
I’m so so sorry. I definitely don’t want anyone to be upset that there may not be thousands of Windows 95 mini-CD’s laying out on the road. I feel just horrible about it. Really. Like, for real.
Since you actually asked, rather than just reposting that picture, here’s my issue:
I could potentially get behind the idea of an onion-esque satire of the current state of our world. However, everyone on here knows that the onion is satire. Whenever anyone calls your works into question, your response is not to clarify that it is satire, but to troll them. On another post, someone said “could I get a source for this” , and you just responded with a link to the same post. You have made up many different things on this new community, and while some of them are pretty clearly fake (like this one), others are so nearly plausible, or require actual technical knowledge to understand why they are implausible, that people are seriously engaging with these.
Basically, you’re too good at your job, and in a world where satirists are becoming more reliable journalists than the actual journalists, creating a one-man-band to troll people with shitposts that are nowhere labeled as such is, I believe, damaging to the community of Lemmy. We have a hard enough time trying to keep the hankies from filling the entire space with authoritarian propaganda. We don’t need a load of posts further undermining credibility.
However, everyone on here knows that the onion is satire
Only because it’s well known now. It didn’t start out that way. Look up the history of it. They didn’t mention they were satire. People slowly found out, then the word got out. But in no way did they start out with wanting you to know the punchline, before the joke landed.
Basically, you’re too good at your job, and in a world where satirists are becoming more reliable journalists than the actual journalists, creating a one-man-band to troll people with shitposts that are nowhere labeled as such is, I believe, damaging to the community of Lemmy.
Thank you, but meh, I think Lemmy has room for me. I mean, there was that story about chinese space agency training prisoners for a space mission by making them take apart and use Radio Shack TRS-80 computers and Atari 800XL. I do feel bad about.
Oh and the dude with armor made from the cans of soda he stole from Walmart. Man, that really put walmart in a poor light. Not cool. You’re right.
Think about what you are being upset about. Go and read the stories in this forum. What is there to be mad about exactly? Also some are in on the joke and don’t mind. You mind, obviously. But come one man, this is the thing you are going to be mad about? In the world today? Mad about a story about someone who knits hats out of hair he takes from hair salons.
Brah, come on now…
And I agree with you on the “ate the onion” part, but even the onion and mcsweeneys have come to accept that, in our current world, satire has to be approached differently.
As for the disingenuous and patronizing walmart shit, see my “strawman” comment on your other post. I’m not going to keep wasting my time repeating myself to you about why your strawman accusation of supporting corporations is so shitty.
And what article has gotten you so riled up? Seriously? You keep saying “strawman,” but me having my on opinion isn’t a strawman just because you don’t take it seriously or don’t agree.
Just because there are shitty news orgs our there or propaganda or people believe every they read, or they don’t read, or whatever, doesn’t mean I have to stop doing what I’m doing. If all art/comedy/perfomance/whatever had to stop just because a few were offended, or because there are bad people out there, then we would have nothing.
That’s not strawman. That’s my opinion. I respect you for not agreeing, and I respect if you feel the need to block. But I’m not going to stop. I hear you, I just disagree with you. Lemmy won’t be destroyed because of what I post. I promise.
I’m sorry, I must not have been clear with my strawman accusation:
When someone in the comments challenges you, you post that picture saying how sorry you are that you’re hurting some megacorp’s brand image, or otherwise. You paint the person criticising you as if they are trying to defend Walmart, Amazon, or the US Government. THAT is a strawman, and is a lazy deflection tactic away from their valid criticisms.
Oh that. Meh, that bit probably isn’t a long term thing anyway. I have no real feelings on the matter. I’m not really consistent with it anyway.
I love your idea for a community and I love your writing. Let the idiots pout because they want to be able to read and trust without evaluating sources.
Hey idiots! Always take time to evaluate if what you are reading is real and check sources! The sidebar for the community point blank says that it’s all fake and you guys are still mad because you fell for it???
I fell for it at first! I think that’s hilarious. It made me double back and read the comments and check out the community sidebar.
I’m currently in the audience at the 67th Annual Cat Olympics in southern Norway, where world records are apparently being broken in the cat water diving event. So yeah, you just gave me a little levity in what is a very intense and serious environment. Cat athletes are taken extremely seriously around here, so whew! Thanks for the support!!
This is fake/satire or something else fictional. It got me.
So they didn’t look at the contents of the discs? I didn’t read a single paragraph confirming the contents match the labels. I wouldn’t be so sure that Windows 95 is on the discs.All I thought was those are definitely not windows 95. They probably did check the discs and found malware of whatever sort. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re literally being used to install backdoors on legacy infrastructure systems that report back to China - crippling our infrastructure at a moments notice is a pretty strong weapon.
Or maybe it’s not malicious but hey I’m just some random guy on the internet shit posting, I just like to think up spy novel stuff happening irl because it’s fun.
I’m just some random guy on the internet shit posting
I know that feeling!
just searched it the news site it is from is complete BS going on about dogs giving birth to things that aren’t puppies and other fake stuff.
And what site is that?
“By Brett O’Keefe, Plains Regional News Cooperative, Pierre, S.D.”
I don’t see any website tho.
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The format itself is weird. CD drives are already getting scarce, what about drives for these? They might as well be zip drives.
A mini CD works in a regular CD or DVD drive. Usually there’ll be a special recess to k line them up with the centre of the disc tray, but you don’t really even need that.
They don’t work in most slot loading drives, only the tray loading, or spindle type.
I guess I wasn’t counting a slot-loading drive as a regular drive.
I assumed you used regular to mean any drive, but the slot loaders weren’t exactly common until Apple and Sony started using them. So not exactly regular.
We had a mini CD adaptor in the house when I was a child (basically a plastic ring with clips in the cutout so it’d hold a mini CD and make it the same size as a regular CD), but everything that took CDs that we owned had an indentation for a mini CD already or had you put the disk on the spindle yourself. The two exceptions were later on, a Nintendo Wii, which would have worked as it played Gamecube disks and they were the same size, and a slot-loading car stereo, but we didn’t have any audio mini CDs, so I’ve no idea if that would have worked better or worse with the adapter.
Downvote for fake bs wasting everyone’s time
You’re right. I fibbed. I’m not sure why I felt the need to lie about. I feel quite terrible about it. They weren’t Windows 95 CD’s at all. They were Atari BASIC mini-CD’s. But, well, fuck Atari. amiright?!
This was actually an unfortunate time travel accident, the truck was from the future, carrying a cargo of Microsoft Windows 2095.
(The OS is actually just a giant pulsating copilot logo that charges you by the minute to look at it while your brain slowly liquifies)
I was so confused. I couldn’t find the story anywhere else. Then I couldn’t find the publication or the writer. Then I read the community info. What’s the Viral Magazine equivalent of “ate the onion?”
“Viral” Magazine. So infected maybe?
Doesn’t sound nearly as cool as I ate the onion though. So I’m sure people will just keep using onion analogies. Plus I legit just made this up after seeing your question, so… I’m not real anyway, and none of this really matters I suppose.

Damn…I haven’t been this conflicted about a community since Freeze Peach Patriots. Good job(?), watching with interest.
Right?! Do I listen to the haters? Or keep on keepin’ on…
Ok, I thought about it. I read the loud little complaints, the ones that always show up like they’re doing the world a favor, but then I look back and start to love my evil little self again. Take that story where Walmart has pod hotels for employees, or that guy who sweeps up hair in barbershops so he can make hair-yarn hats for his poor little bald head. Raspberry pi controlled manned missions to the moon…Sigh…
I have realized that I can’t, in good conscience, take those dirty little jewels away from the world! The world already has enough boring people trying to sand everything down until it looks safe and sounds correct. Somebody needs to be an ashtray in a no-smoking world, and yeah, it might as well be me.
I will stay! Now I gotta get back to making comfortable shoes out of recycled mountain dew can metal. :)
Small suggestion: you can add a small section/spoiler with a disclaimer at the bottom of each post introducing the community and explaining how this isn’t real news, since at that point, the reader would have had the full experience.
This will both promote the community to those of us visiting organically and also immediately validate the premise on the spot if the reader fell for it.
I do feel bad for lying about this story. So here’s the truth: They weren’t Windows 95 mini-CD’s. That’s ridiculous. The reality is that they were TempleOS mini-CD’s, but I didn’t want to besmirch the reputation of such a fine operating system. Windows 95 doesn’t perform well in the cold weather, so no one would want them anyway. TempleOS is a cold-weather performing powerhouse though.
Who said anything about lying? You’re not deceiving anyone here. This actually happened in some timelines out there. We’re just getting conflicting reports because of the messy signals.
The TempleOS timeline isn’t the worst. I feel really sorry for the XEDOS timeline where Windows started out POSIX-based. :P
This actually happened in some timelines out there. We’re just getting conflicting reports because of the messy signals.
You get me. You really get me! ❤️
I feel really sorry for the XEDOS timeline where Windows started out POSIX-based.
I’m not familiar with those, so here I go, tabs are opening all over now…
federal agencies have been notified.
This phrase has a different meaning for me than it used to.

Definitely a scary phrase these days.
Fake. The discs appear to have the same proportions as regular CDs, so the spindle hole is too small.
Same town where Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats were invented. So maybe the mini-CD’s are for mini-computers?
Did they check to see if the disks actually had Windows 95 on them?
What if they actually were hiding drugs?
iDoser is coming back in a big way.
Image is AI generated. The ‘Chinese’ characters aren’t.
“Miccorioat Corperatiog”
Stealing this for my Monster of the Week campaign, but I’m not sure if I should change it to Windows 11 or Windows ME so the players will know they’re cursed CDs for the adventure hook.
Were they for the GameCube? /s
I kinda want one. Would make for a cool coaster.
You could always buy the album “Coaster” from NOFX. Even they knew it was a crappy album but was still functional in other ways.

outside Hughes County.
So it was in another county. (I am unaware of any land within the USA that is not part of a country, or a county with another name.)
We like our little harems for sure.









