A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.
Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.
I love the name bum gun
I love bums
If paper is good enough for wiping the shit from my hands, it’s good enough for wiping the shit from my ass.
And this is why I don’t like handshakes.
As a child I was to taught to use a Lota and I have never used anything else. Is that grosser than toilet paper or better?
89.95
I’d bet on it not being USD though based on the Caribbean lager behind her.
Spread your checks and lift your sack
𝅘𝅥𝅮 send your asshole into shock 𝅘𝅥𝅮
WHY IS IT 90 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR TOILET PAPER!??!?!?!
Because life happens outside USA too
Oh whew. It’s rupees.
"Honey muffle and crunches You can really taste the 3ply
Mr Whipple is gonna be pissed
Let me know when I can trial a bidet.
you know the answer to both of those questions
