Leave out the religious part and I am in the market for more cousins :D
god is a furry, and their fursona is a trans-fem fennec fox. The messiah/prophet is a non-binary horni catboy with adhd.
The commandments include such numbers as “mind your own business” and “let people like things”.
I call my religion “awesomism” and you’re welcome to subscribe if you want. Worship is appreciated but not demanded.
Protecting the weak and vulnerable is sacred.
what do you think about religion now?
Awesomism sounds great, but my calender is already full with Funinism events. Maybe a joint event between the groups at the park, a little after 4pm?
so long as we can be excellent to each other
That part is assured.
Just know that when we start snapping our fingers rhythmically, there is a musical number and/or dance off a brewin’
Kissing counsins??
I could use more cousins
COUSIN, LETS GO BOWLING
On second thought, no, I could use fewer cousins
and see some american titties of course
Best plot in the franchise.
But you’re already a union of kobolds
It’s true, we have great cookouts.
Their name is Legion.
I could use more wealthy cousins
18+ cousins from now on, Kanye.
Me and my cousins and you and your cousins
Do I get a free Nazi tshirt before P Diddy names you in the trial?
Didn’t he stick his cousins dick
I’ll pass. I didn’t want to be artificially related to a delusional fuckwit.
Chaotic good cartoon character energy
I’ve always wanted to be Herdazian
All glory to the empire!!
