Depending which way you lean, either “Computer Numerical Control” (very precise cutting of material) or “Consensual NonConsent” (rough sex, basically - there are better words for it but not without triggering things).

My wife recently told me about some post she saw online. In this post, a very innocent man discussed his new CNC setup, then was quite surprised by the dichotomous responses he received.

Why did the number of colorful checkmarks next to their username increase?

Also not with that altitude.

https://youtu.be/iYhYzqqs8pQ

Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.

I miss Whose Line.

What about my cameras?

I’m tempted to ask to move in with them just for the food.

You probably shouldn’t eat spoiled rice.

We are all the cardiac system of Theseus on this glorious day.

Unless you take NSAIDs.

You know, I’ve never actually used emacs, but it was a surprise to learn that all my favorite bash shortcuts came from it.

That makes so much sense. I was trying to think of a hacking thing, like 2600. Roman numerals make at least as much sense. Thanks for helping!

Honestly, not sure I get it.

I sent basically this screenshot to a coworker and he responded “can’t wait for GTA vim, which will enable easier movement and several QOL changes.”

Fair enough. My email signature used to include a sentence that included words like “bloody” and “slaughter” since gmail didn’t advertise alongside notifications of a tragedy. I doubt they’re so conscientious these days, though.

Clearly, with this kind of inaccuracy, one can no longer use a banana for scale.

They deliver it at superluminal speeds and the speed keeps everything together.

That’s probably an indicator that you spend too much time on Lemmy.