By the time Velocipastor was over, I was sore from laughing.
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The fittings on that valve are reverse thread. Lefty tighty righty loosy.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•Fabric softener is a scamEnglish38·2 months agoHello electricians and safety nerds. Fabric softener removes the fire rating on fire rated clothing protecting you from arc flash hazards.
no one in here use half and half? i never knew i was an outlier.
I was gonna say both of my microwaves were free hand me downs. One is a nice one that goes over the top of your stove. Apparently they had an undersized breaker because it kept tripping and blamed it on the microwave. I hardly use it but it works no issues! Free microwaves for all!
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Reddit@lemmy.world•First two results when you search for lemmy on reddit.3·3 months agoI appreciate the link, it has been a hot minute since I’ve heard that.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’51·3 months agoI probably would have just not bought that specific lawnmower and kept using my shitty one.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Danes sign petition to buy California from U.S.English3·3 months agoHow does states rights work when it’s your cash cow?
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is one video game cheat code that will you will always remember?5·3 months agoMk3 for super Nintendo
Kool stuff - Up up down down left right a b a
Kooler stuff - Select b a right left down down up up
Scott’s stuff - X b a y up left down right down
it’s too bad a mouse click is not an analog input as to also associate pressure with frequency.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets13·3 months agoI guess that twitter girl got invited to their discord server.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting AudioEnglish2·3 months agoHe looks like he washed his face with rusty water.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Farm workers ditch work in fear of ICE raids as food prices set to soar3·4 months agoIf socialist-welfare-handout farming subsidies were paid it be great if they were forced to be returned by people that employed those not legal to work in the us as well. Misusing government funds and all that jazz.
Naturally this will never happen but it’d be a good idea lol
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What app is so useful, you can’t believe it’s free?174·4 months agoI miss when apps were specific to phones and we kept desktop computers out of it.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Work Reform@lemmy.world•Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company2·4 months agotalk about me being confidently incorrect huh? i definitely confused the two.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Work Reform@lemmy.world•Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company44·4 months agoI feel like a good bit of people don’t understand how FMLA worksI actually dont know how FMLA works and have been corrected, apologies lol.
An FMLA violation would be dependent on if the FMLA claim was even opened which usually falls on an insurance agency not your company. You can’t violate something that hasn’t happened yet, right? A request for time off is not the same as using time available on an intermittent or continuous FMLA claim. No one has an intermittent claim for medical leave in case they are shot and hit by a truck lol
So even in a normal circumstance of not being shot say you’re taking care of an individual at home. You open an FMLA claim. But you still have to call off. You try and call off but it’s denied because Ricky the dick from packaging is already off. Well you’re obviously not going in so you get points either through an automated process or a supervisor with no spine that won’t exercise discretion in the name of floor coverage. In the meantime you call your insurance agency responsible for your company’s FMLA claim handling and they process your claim. Once your claim is approved by a case manager and supporting documents then your points go away and you can choose to consume paid time off or have excused unpaid absences and any point accumulated from this leave is negated.
This tweet was captured on 1/3/25. Today is 1/4/25. Claims do not process this quickly to have the potential of being violated.
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•MS new captcha: Why did it have to be that hard!?!?English9·4 months agoSomeone shared with me having to calculate the resistance of a resistor once. I sent them the color band chart to figure it out lol
woodenskewer@lemmy.worldto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon gives a piracy history lesson2·5 months agoIt was more of a convenience thing. If you had 1 drive you had to babysit the read portion to then install the CD-R after. If you had two it was just load both and carry on for 20 minutes and come back to it.
That was just if you were burning a copy and not ripping. But you’re right it wasn’t necessary. I just remember more than once wanting a second drive so I didn’t have to sit and wait to put the CD-R in after.
How about the mango mahi mahi smoothie I enjoyed instead.