🫖 Have a cup, didn’t mean to make you cry. Picard had his Earl Grey and drank it, too. He has Wesley, Jack and his shipmates. He got a good dog…

“Janie’s Got a Gun” by Aerosmith.

Eh, you get an hour, long enough to visit the bar

That’s kind of comforting, in a way. His nephew and brother are still alive in the Nexus, they’re celebrating Christmas and everything’s cool. Tea for everybody.

Mission Commander Bezos

She killed crew without breaking a sweat, what makes you think she cares about killing timelines?

Spock will get just as much oo-mox as ever, but can he handle it with his high blood pressure?

Spock has love handles!

Those will look so good next to the Romulan ale decanters!

Perfect team to get ahead of Elsa’s mind games. After wards, they were inoculated to her Saffron-esque powers. EDIT: look out for STDs, Joneses! Do not wait for your annual checkup.

The cardboard set of a Carpenter. ;) It just occurred to me that Dr. Elsa didn’t just make a mistake in choosing the gaudy one first, did she? She purposely chose it to get rid of that guy who drank from it. Then, she screamed when he became all corpsified and gross, but it was all an act to gain sympathy from the others. ELSA KNEW.

Ah, I see. Happy days for you, then! Enjoy it

Ooh, spill the tea. High school senior? Elderly senior? Senior senator?;

11, it’s an 11 all the way. Things are going great and the UV levels are so high here.

The meme is such a good blend with Mudd’s energy and failures as a human being, but why is the result so scary? I feel like his mouthlaser is gonna get me.

Why does Kif put up with Brannigan at all?

I saw J/C, I clicked so fast I sprained something.

Milo, you’re missing the headline! Did they ever re open Le Bare!?

Small town resentments, bottled up inside…this is the best day of his life.