Not going to pay to read it, thanks though

For me personally, there’s not enough

AKA Highway hypnosis

Spaghetti Goat Control would be a great band name

The US had tanks in Afghanistan, I’m not sure about the Brits. They weren’t used nearly as extensively as MATVs/MRAPs but they were there.

Tim Dillon did accept it, they canceled his spot when he accidentally/mistakenly advertised he would be in Abu Dhabi and they got offended.

Down the pants

This open statement that we’re no longer concerned with adhering to Geneva Convention standards should have made these military leaders sick.

The contradiction that we’re going to simultaneously hold all personnel to higher standards of grooming, fitness, etc while removing the obligation to adhere to any semblance of legal authority makes it crystal clear that cruelty is the point of all of this.

I’m outraged that Nintendo has a contract with ICE to produce pokeballs for catching suspected illegal immigrants.

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I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

You forgot the step where you scream at it while it cooks

Instead, she opted for “embryo adoption”, which allowed her to have a say in the future parents - with the process overseen by a religious agency.

Nightlight Christian Adoptions took on the embryos and placed them with Lindsey and Tim Pierce.

They fitted Linda’s criteria of a married, Caucasian Christian couple…

How lovely

Now do California Highway Patrol.

Split personality Batman who hates the rich would be amazing.

Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

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I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.