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I might give it a shot if it weren’t for Seth McFarlane. The dude is the antithesis of comedy.

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The dude in yellow needs to accept that he’s just not cut out to grow a beard.

Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn’t want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

You would.

They’re right, you know 😘

What does that even mean?

Five Finger Death Punch.

There’s nothing I’d rather do with my free time than spend it with my kids.

“The Byrgenwerth spider hides all manner of rituals, and keeps our lost master from us.”

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

I remember beating The Bouncer in about an hour and 10 minutes when I was a kid. Not much game to play but I had a lot of fun doing it.

MY NAME IS PHIL

I’m not one for mocking someones appearance, but he was a total cock so I’m gonna go ahead and mock his appearance.

Unrelated, but I recently worked with a guy who was basically identical to the child thing in this meme.

Damn, look at them titties.