Hello fellow Lemmings! It is I, thefloatingpoint from the future. I have traveled back in time to tell you the tales from Reddit.

The tools came 3 month after this announcement.

They didn’t work at all.

As of 2025 they still don’t.

Also Spez died in self strangulation while masturbating to a picture of Elon Musk. Who in turn died in a ball of fire after his latest patch for Twitter went online.

Goodbye Lemmings.

BS comparison. Ferengi have at least some kind of moral compass.

Weird. I immediately deleted my comment after posting it. Two hours later, you still could answer it (and probably still can see it).

As an actual answer: I’m happy you had a good day!

I have a habit of sorting things out frequently. Spotify Playlists, YouTube Subscriptions, Subreddits. Every now and then I go through them all and throw things out the window I’m not interested in anymore.

So, when I signed up here I subscribed to anything that sounded promising. Some of these communities are exactly the same just on different instances.

Eventually one of them will be victorious and that’s gonna be the one I will continue to follow.

It’s pretty handy because I rather subscribe to stuff which I am not that interested in. Sometimes it prevails and I find something new to obsess over.

Alright! How was your day? What did you do?

That’s 5% too much.

Alright! I’ll bring the Cider and Bratwurst.

Yes, kinda, sorta. It’s like an addict going cold turkey. I feel the urge for a faster paced feed from time to time. It’s unsettling how much I’ve been accustomed to this kind of BS.

Pretty much, yeah.

This article will age poorly in a week. And like milk in about a month.

In Germany, we call people like him Würstchen.

I just locked a complete comment section. Cool.

Great article!

But…who the fuck trusted anyone on Reddit? Or on the internet in general?!

Don’t be mad. Be happy they decided to stay and lick the boot. Do you want to have them here? Poison this site too?

I mean, I tend to become incredibly toxic the moment I feel grumpy. Having mostly decent users around me helps keeping my bs in check. Fuck them. We can built something way more beautiful.

Once I understand how the fuck this site works.

I can only talk for myself. Since yesterday I lurk on Reddit but don’t really engage with it anymore other than that.

As soon as Apollo is gone, even that will go away. I don’t know if I will stay on Lemmy, only time will tell even tho I hope so. But my active days on Reddit are ending right now.

Looking at what has been left behind at Reddit, people like you leaving the site can be considered braindrain.

Welcome to Lemmy. I still have no fucking clue what I am doing.

Look at all these documents that didn’t exist at all according to a very stable genius.

Hast du es mal mit laktosefreiem Futter probiert?

I just returned for a couple of minutes and it’s a fucking shitshow. I don’t know if it has become worse or if it just feels like that because Lemmy is much more friendly, but Reddit seems to be much more toxic right now.

It is also so obvious that people are trying to use this as some kind of coup. Users interact with the thematic, get explained what the blackout is about, just to comment complete bs about it one comment later. They are acting dumb to gain momentum.

I really hope this will end up in a worldpolitics situation.

Yeah, I had that moment yesterday. Sat on the toilet and immediately opened Apollo. Closed it a second later. Won’t happen anymore after Apollo is gone, tho.