Same, shit slaps

“Instructions unclear, currently freezing to death in Siberia”

Lol, why tf would I need to leave my payment info to verify lol? Gtf out of here with your scam bullshit

“why ain’t these russians speakin american?”

Ah yes Ukraine, a country so committed to the tenants of national socialism that it has a jewish president.

Hating a government =/= hating it’s people, calling me russophobic for being against the russian invasion of Ukraine is like calling someone antisemitic for being against what the Israeli state is doing to Palestinians. I hope this clears this up. Also, you’re calling me pro empire while defending Russian imperialism lol. Imperialism in general is bad, doesn’t matter who does it.

Maybe try a factory reset

Use pin pad to complete transaction

Thanks I hate it

NASCAR

Boomers when someone wants to build a playground or a skatepark: “Noooo, that’s communism!”

Boomers asking the local government to subsidize their useless ass golf course: “Our community”

CIA hitmen:

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂

You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?

record scratch “yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess”

The fuck is a rat fink?

Same energy

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god