Just FYI, BTW

Sorry, I did ctrl A, ctrl F because sometimes archive.is don’t play nice with adblocked Firefox

In Michigan, Mr. Trump’s victory was mainly a result of the drop-off in Wayne County, home to Detroit and diverse suburbs like Dearborn

True hallmark of a failstate is when the ruling parties waste everyone’s time and resources, investigating and litigating each other instead of improving people’s lives

Yes

I’m a traditionalist

He’s PART of that failure. Bernie is wearing a hot dog hat blaming other hot dog stand employees for crashing the hot dog truck.

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places, worn out faces

I feel bad for chuckling at a clearly misogynistic slur, but “Tampon Tim” was kinda funny

Any good schadenfreude content that dunks on salty libs from leftist vanguard perspectives?

Onion was right to endorse Joe Biden - still the most trusted name in news

all out war against the Palestinian people

Say the ‘g’ word - genocide, you king cuck coward

Final report from MSNBC: Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid, Chris Hayes nowhere to be seen after Trump’s victory speech. Both were last seen on air when PA was called for Trump. Seemed like they have taken the spiciest commentators off-air. Jen Psaki has taken the moderator role, and as much as I hate her, the girl is doing a commendable job, she’s been live for >8 hours holding it together. Bunch of jabronis whom I don’t know replaced Rachel, Joy, Chris Hayes, etc. on the panel. They are still whining. Poor Kornacki is still on, and Kornacki cam is still live. Let the guy sleep. It is not worth watching anymore.

Back to you Hexbear containment thread Signing off for today

Imagine losing to this guy

This has to be the most meandering, shitposty, incomprehensible, low energy victory speech there ever was

Shit meandering speech, no funny jokes, no punchline, no memorable lines, Drumf brain is also fried. He’s as incomprehensible as Joe Biden.

Reporting from MSNBC - NBC just called Pennsylvania for Trump. Rachel Maddow is increasingly stuttering, she’s blinking a lot, her eyes are glassy.

EDIT: They pan the shot away from the panel to Trump’s empty podium because the state of Rachel, Jen Psaki, and Joy Reid facial expression. No more visual on the state of their faces, just voiceovers.

Back to you, hexbear election megathread

Yes he would

“Sorry folks, complicated business”