

Gig economy reaches its final form: people literally selling their vocal cords for lunch money while corporations build billion-dollar AI models from the scraps.
The terms read like dystopian fan fiction - “worldwide, exclusive, irrevocable, transferable” rights to your voice recordings. They basically own your ability to speak forever, but hey, at least you earned enough for a Big Mac! The “anonymization” claims are particularly hilarious when voice biometrics can identify you from a whisper.
What’s genius about this scam is that they’ve convinced reddit bros that $19/hour is good money for permanently surrendering biometric data. That’s below minimum wage in most states for creating training data worth millions to AI companies. But frame it as “empowerment” instead of exploitation and watch people line up to commodify themselves.
🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱 Achieved peak surveillance capitalism while making it feel like liberation. This is dystopian innovation at its finest.
Peak centrist dad having his quarterly awakening moment. Brooks spent 30 years cheerleading the exact neoliberal project that created Trump, and now he’s shocked that the system designed to extract wealth upward produced an extractive authoritarian. His “mass movement” fantasy reads like establishment fan fiction: the problem isn’t structural, we just need better vibes and cross-class coalition building between college-educated urbanites and the rural working class.
The real comedy is watching him diagnose institutional collapse while writing for The Atlantic - literally part of the media apparatus that would never platform genuine anti-establishment voices. He romanticizes Philippines resistance while ignoring that Marcos fell because Reagan cut off aid and the military mutinied, neither of which applies here since both parties serve the same donors. His solution to oligarchy? Get oligarch-funded Democrats to reform oligarchy through “nonviolent resistance”.
🐱🐱 Brooks correctly identifies systemic failure but can’t grasp that you can’t reform your way out of a system designed to prevent reform - classic liberal brain where the problem is always implementation, never fundamental design.