Goddammit so true…I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

3 & 17

It’s not my favorite Friday ever - I had to have a colonoscopy this morning 😬 but afterward I had a huge breakfast and a 5 hour nap and I feel like a million bucks now!

Got anything good going on this weekend?

Hey friend! How’s your Friday going?

Left to right, I think these are White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt*, US Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, and US Attorney General Pam Bondi.

*Not 100% on this one.

Wrong.
Misogyny is fun?
Wrong.
Also wrong!

Wow, 0 for 4 there champ.

Yeah and also (even more crucially) no scientific education whatsoever

This is so dumb, I love it

I wanted my name to be Jerrica for a while there

I love this 🐎 🤍

Thanks duck, but you’ve got your work cut out for you - I’m doing colonoscopy prep today. 😬

They’re horrible people but it doesn’t justify misogyny. We should be better than that.

Pansies! So bright and cheerful :)

He can act but that movie was beyond stupid. I’m convinced the only reason it did well with critics is exactly what you said - they were surprised he could actually act.

I always had this impression that Colin Farrell was just a pretty boy with no acting talent. But then I saw him in Banshees of Inisherin and my mind was blown. He was amazing - his performance absolutely gutted me. If you’re willing to give him a try, you should watch that movie.

I only see 3 that are fully red

Rod Torfulson’s Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuck

I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t compare yourself with others - comparison is the thief of joy. And those people who have graduated are probably trying to get jobs right now. Have you seen the current job market? It’s fucking insane. I don’t know that it’ll be any better in 7 months but I wouldn’t want to be looking for a job right now. Enjoy your reprieve.

Yeah and (at least in this case) if he’s a security guard, he just walks right on in!