So that’s what that’s for. I always thought adding text to the brackets would turn it into a link.
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Cake day: November 18th, 2025
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How did you add captions to the picture?
3·2 hours agoDo I feel bloated when I take on all this water weight?
7·2 hours agoNormal Democratic regime behavior. /s
2·1 day agoDiscover what’s really in your food — we’re building an app that helps you instantly understand what’s healthy, what’s harmful, and what’s just marketing. Join our early access and help us create a wiser, more transparent way to eat.
Not selling anything yet — just testing if this solves a real problem
I have read this three times and still have no idea what your app does.
Am I going to scan a barcode and it tells me whether something is healthy?
Do I give it my grocery list and it suggests alternatives?
Do I turn on the microphone during a food pub and the TTS voice says “that’s a lie”?
3013·2 days agoOh, and besides that, I’m only fourteen
So we had sex one more time
31·3 days ago“Big Island Video News” sounds like an onion news channel.
14·4 days agoI don’t use any of these suggestions, but the ones I keep hearing *about are Quik and Fossify Messages.
Edit: accidentally a word
I heard it makes reindeer think they can fly.
The front page is so commercially neutral, and then you have this banger in the product catalog.
8·6 days agoAt long last, we have created the Torment Nexus…
I hate the implication that these pillows actually exist somewhere out in the world.
2·8 days agoWe pick a different dish every year for our main.
That sounds actually awesome.
It was fantasticly coffee
I have no idea what that means, but it still sounds pretty good.
3·8 days agoDiscord-compatible (Use all your custom clients/bots with minimal changes)
I was excited at first, because I thought I could still chat with friends who won’t leave Discord.
Thanks for the archive link.
Try telling that to your mother who’s been handling the turkey for decades.
You get what you get and you either like it or you shut up and pretend that you do, because that’s your mum and she’s tired and hasn’t seen you in weeks and turkey is always a little dry, trust me I know, I’ve been doing this since before you were born, eat it with some cranberry sauce, have you seen your cous…
I can and have cooked turkey for myself.
I have "won" at turkey.
When I lived on my own and worked in the restaurant industry, I took it as a point of pride to figure out how to do it well.
I tried brines, but found that simple salting and leaving it on the bottom shelf overnight was easier and just as effective.
And that cutting it up and cooking each part via sous vide was a more reliable way to cook the meat to an even tenderness.
And that I could still brown the skin on a cast iron pan on high heat afterwards.
And then experiment with sauces and dressing and spices because that’s where a lot of the flavor and fun came from (for me).
And then decided it just wasn’t worth it. Not when I can cook a chicken, a duck, and a Cornish hen for half the effort.
If you want to go through the effort and expense of doing it because that makes it special to you and you enjoy it, more power to you.
But Thanksgiving seems more like ritual torture for the vast majority of people who do it because we collectively accepted that it’s “what you’re supposed to do”.
*Football ball-fondling prize