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  • Mr. Purrrty, Vengeful Keeper of Melons
    Cost: 2 colorless mana, 1 white mana, 1 green mana

    Vigilance, Lifelink, Ward 1

    When Mr. Purrrty enters, create a 0/1 melon token with “you may tap this card for one green mana. When you do, create a 0/1 melon token with this same effect”

    Whenever one or more melons you control leave the field, put a +1/+1 counter on Mr. Purrrty. Whenever one or more melons enter the field under your control, you may move one +1/+1 counter from Mr. Purrrty to any other creature you control. Each of these effects can only be activated once each turn.

    Melons you control have Ward 1.

    Power: 1 / Toughness: 2








  • I met a woman long ago
    Her hair the black that black can go
    “Are you a teacher of the heart?”
    Soft she answered, “No”

    I met a girl across the sea
    Her hair the gold that gold can be
    “Are you a teacher of the heart?”
    “Yes, but not for thee”

    I met a man who lost his mind
    In some lost place I had to find
    “Follow me”, the wise man said
    But he walked behind

    I walked into a hospital
    Where none was sick and none was well
    When at night the nurses left
    I could not walk at all

    Morning came and then came noon
    Dinner time, a scalpel blade
    Lay beside my silver spoon

    Some girls wander by mistake
    Into the mess that scalpels make
    “Are you the teachers of my heart?”
    “We teach old hearts to break”

    One morning I woke up alone
    The hospital and the nurses gone
    “Have I carved enough, my Lord?”
    “Child, you are a bone”

    I ate and ate and ate
    No, I did not miss a plate
    “Well, how much do these suppers cost?”
    “We’ll take it out in hate”

    I spent my hatred every place
    On every work on every face
    Someone gave me wishes
    And I wished for an embrace

    Several girls embraced me
    Then I was embraced by men
    “Is my passion perfect?”
    “No, do it once again”

    I was handsome I was strong
    I knew the words of every song
    “Did my singing please you?”
    “No, the words you sang were wrong”

    “Who is it whom I address
    Who takes down what I confess?
    Are you the teachers of my heart?”
    “We teach old hearts to rest”

    “Oh, teachers are my lessons done?
    I cannot do another one”
    They laughed and laughed and said
    “Well, child, are your lessons done?”
    “Are your lessons done?”
    “Are your lessons done?”







  • I am a bit older than 24 and enjoy learning the new patois tbh. It’s super interesting to me how language evolves endlessly in all these innumerable offshoots and how niche cultures generate all these different codes and concepts and wordplay and stuff.

    I like that the youth are forever both borrowing from the old and scouting new grounds of their own in these ways and in countless others as well. So the renewal and rechristening of culture is based and I-like-it-pilled akchooly 🤓

    Edit: a letter