John A Critzman

But when I’m at the club with my friends and I pull out the Pickett model N600-ES speed rule to calculate the tip, all the eyes are on me

But a pocket calculator doesn’t get you nearly enough street cred these days

Moves C index to 2 on the D scale

Moves indicating line to 2 on the C scale

Reads 4 on the D scale

Good thing 2+2 and 2*2 yield the same answer. Would have to bust out the addiator otherwise

I loved Canticle. I recommend it to everyone

Thanks Dr. Bees!

Can I introduce you to Blackwings? They write so well and the eraser is a little bigger. Is it a lot if hype? Yeah probably, but its also just a good pencil. It’s like the Rolls Royce of wood pencils

No no no this is all wrong. Where’s the container store? The wings? The traps?!

A chande-lava-lier! Maybe a cande-lava lamp?

Is that you, Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith?

If a website ends in ‘.net’ I’ll say “website.net. It’s dot com!” and then no one gets my homestar runner reference.

Moonraker… It’s the man, the man who would rake the moon!

Rival only to the disco snails

Can’t wait for meshtastic support

And here I am thinking it was going to be Coach Z

AMA when?

Oh. I thought it would be none pizza with left beef

Freeman’s mind but it’s Link.

I just finished Dragon Weather by Lawrence Watt-Evans. It’s got the dragons, magic, adventure and intrigue while also getting the main plot going almost immediately, which I like because I feel the beginnings of books from this genre can drag on forever. It’s also a trilogy, so there’s more if you like it. Currently I’m reading Empire of the East by Fred Saberhagen, and it’s interesting so far because it is fantasy, but there’s a science fiction element to it which is fun.

More like glock photo, am I right?