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Trump is microtargeting kinks that are over-represented in swing states

Tag yourself I’m HOSS

is there a way to read the first stanza that doesn’t sound stumbling and awful?

“This is like taking land from its people. Which is fine by me.”

It’s a Charlie Kirk clock face

turning a big dial taht says ‘Smugface’ on it and constantly looking back at the youtube algorithm for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Wait, how is 4D worse than 5B

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Jack

A poster is simultaneously a girlfriend and single until it is observed

Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood

They’ve redirected the page now that it’s getting attention, but here’s the archived version.

I’m very skeptical of their claims, but it’s possible they’ve partnered with some small number of apps so that they can claim that this is technically working.

Looking through TIME covers is basically speedrunning semantic satiation

I’m the numeral 4 in that lovely typeface

Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers

boomsharkalarka

That’s been my exact experience! In my case, it was getting the grandparents an iPad and using iCloud shared albums. They weren’t able to export the photos from the tablet, and that stemmed the tide for a good while.

Maybe it’s retribution for the times I didn’t listen to them as a kid, but at least I had the excuse of being a kid

When you’re writing an essay and realize mid-sentence that you hit the word count requirement

You get a color at random from the capsule machine, and they’re all perfect

This is absolutely a reasonable request. I want to share pictures of my family with close relatives without seeing them plastered all over Facebook or wherever. It’s an awkward situation, and this person is trying to come up with a technical solution.

It’s doomed to fail, of course, because said relatives can (and will) take photos of their screens and post those online. It sucks!

Saying this seems related to CSAM is a pretty fucking wild accusation, tbh