You start with three guys who’s friendship you don’t really value.

That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.

Jake quit to be a stay at home dad.

Can’t build a decent station. Can’t win a war with genetically engineered super soldiers helping. Can’t even unleash the Pah Wraiths with the evil space pope helping.

They’re like the Cobra Commander of the quadrant.

Awesome, I’m going to take a nap now.

There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!

I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that he’s trying to prevent the release because there is evidence of him committing horrible crimes against kids.

They hired a Chris Hansen impersonater.

Fuck you Fetterman.

wet inner kerb. the drivers who touched it lost grip.

It would be fucking hilarious if they gave it to Obama or Biden.

Worlds within worlds!

There’s a box box joke here but I’ll save it for my best man speech.

Wayne Gretzky is sporting the MAL face these days.

every 10 degrees Celcius is 18 Fahrenheit.

0c is 32

10 c is 32 + 18 or 50f

20c is 50 + 18 or 68f

30c is 68 + 18 or 86f

40c is 86 + 18 or 104f

Congrats you can now dress comfortably when you travel.

November 1st, the real black friday.

Has republican leadership blamed “the radical left” yet?

and none of them get a fastest lap point in any of those races.

They’re going to keep giving it to him to gauge his decline.

Israel is going to have to “gift” him an even bigger jet.