Mmmm… seared chicken breast

Crows are socialists

“Pour some sugar on me”

His just never stopped growing

These god damn sleep junkies always hitting the snooze button. Why can’t they space out into the void in existential dread like normal people on a flight.

Her identical twin sister died unexpectedly in 2020 :/

Damn, those monkeys can haul trucks?

The Manager Damager

I DECLARE IMMUNITY!

I agree. They shudda spelled it insep’rable

inseparable

Not cool

Thank you I died

RTJ

Ari Shapiro, unfortunately not Ben Shapiro.

So is the sandwich okay?

Alligator Auschwitz

There needs to be an Icebook. A Facebook for tracking them with the express purpose of naming, shaming, and black listing.

I think they’re saying that it makes so much sense for this to exist that someone should have thought of this sooner. Has anything like this come before?