Not even Bonzai Buddy?!?!

Please name it Dingle berry

I think it’s better. Reddit seems mostly bot regurgitated content these days. Also I’m still salty after getting site banned.

As an old fuck in the early 80s I remember an army day in the 3rd grade as a field trip. I learned how to field strip an m-16 and got to fire it from a prone position (semi auto), We didn’t use hand grenades but they did demonstrate shaped charges and cooked marshmallows over some they set on fire. Really fucked up looking back but NGL it was fun.

Sounds normal HOWEVER don’t sleep with his close friends. Things go terribly bad after breakups. My sister has nuked 3 of my friend groups after pulling her shit. Lost friends of over 20 years.

I’ll pass

I had some and tried them on a tree. Those HURT. I dunno if I just got crappy ones but I can’t see using them. FWIW armored gloves do just as much damage and don’t fuck your fingers up.

You can get them at the Lumberjack store

Well he should have ducked

I’ve almost died a few times and have only prayed to “Oh shit” and "oh fuck*

Carlos Mencia was funnier than Joe Rogan ever was. Only reason Rogen made it was because of Dana White

Whiskey (Wild Turkey I think) when I was teething. I know I was told to rub it on the gums of my siblings being the oldest. First I got drunk on was moonshine when I was 8. Cool step uncle used to give me cigarettes, booze and weed. I kept an eye on his still and weed plants out in the woods.

I was more military minded in the 80s and 90s. When they started allowing gays in the military my senses more aligned with Admiral Ackbar. Doing contract work with high brass they always despised gay people and trans ups that to 11.

Not saying I agree with it at all. I just kept my fucking mouth shut. Never give someone rope to hang you with.

That sounds less like an empath and more like a cop. They know everything you’re thinking within 5 seconds

True. Construction sites helped me build lots of bike and skateboard ramps in the 80s.

Did you know they also used to leave keys in the heavy equipment?

I more place odds on Trump nuking part of the US than Russia

They sure that he wasn’t just being a teenager?

I mean I wasn’t hired to spray or draw penises on random shit when no one was around

Just got perma banned site wide for ban evasion for commenting about Israel committing genocide in world news. Pretty sure I was indeed banned on an old account as I changed them often. Wife’s pissed at me cause I got her account banned also.

I used to shoot them with a 30-06. Unfortunately I never got one to go boom like the movies

This is wrong… you know for twenty it would be roman numerals… aka XX