Run some cool water at the end.

It seems, I’m on the older side.

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The complex this man has about his small penis is insane.

For millennials, like me: 1337 means “LEET” which is short for “Elite”.

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Three fiddy?

I’ve played a few Pokémon games but don’t know any of these.

They confuse being tanned with being attractive. And being orange with being tan.

In America an orange guy puts up a tacky golden ballroom.

So that’s why it takes so long.

I love Dragon Ball but I don’t believe any grown up would be able to sit through it.

Or snort powdered milk.

“When You have to do what You love, You’ll start hating it”. More accurate in my opinion.

Yeah. I am talking about myself not the post.

And, You know, also billionaires.

Better than a midget playing the piano.

There are still a couple of days left.

I remember at least 2 Louis de Funès movies with aliens, those had to take place in France.