The sign language interpreter: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: How do I fix my Bois arm?

Well, when you’re best friends with Israel, you’re gonna end up replicating their actions.

I was born to finger fish!

Ohh yeah, I was just making sure I was doing it right.

Wait, so am I supposed to finger fish?

He looks like somone tried to explain the concept of empathy to him.

Not that I’m gonna share with you.

You dropped this.

*sniffs* Smells like Nazi in here.

Yeah, that’s the little fuck head. I can now shame it correctly by making it watch me eat pickles with a regular, good fork and I hate pickles, this is just for spite reasons.

I’ve been hammering the block user feature a lot lately.

New sleep paralysis demon dropped.

Is it me?

I found it, real flat, but still alright.

He doesn’t have to balls to take on Janeway, he couldn’t even handle Rodney McKay.

There’s few things more violently infuriating than being told that… You fucking told me it was the wrong password in the first place for fuck sake, I only have 3 fucking password variants I use, but noooo you need a brand new, never before used by any human ever, password. Fuck you web developers!

Use paper plates and don’t scoff your food down like a starving medieval peasant, you don’t have to protect your food anymore.

I have this 3 pronged fork that’s not quite small and not quite big that has weird fat prongs with a point at the end of each prong, I’ve actually picked it up lion king style and told it’s a failure of a fork and I only keep it around to punish it.

Thanks for reminding me of my favourite cat video

Everyone wants to eat the D