She thinks you are not many things

The Buddha would disagree.

Try dropping your phone from a hot air balloon and see which one hits the ground first.

Is this some kind of meta-joke? What does Saddam have to do with 9/11?

And then there’s Mississippi

That’s not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here’s another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:

:%s/ass/butt/g

Doesn’t the death cap mushroom work by destroying your DNA? I would imagine the effect would be similar.

It’s a long “a”? I’ve been using a short “a” this whole time.

What’s with the slut shaming? I thought we liked sluts.

This relatively new. Only “recently” (last couple decades) was it easy to get type info for a variable where it was used.

The other problem is that if your type is merely an alias, in many languages you can still do

interval_minute = interval_second

without the compiler catching it.

Let’s wait until it’s easy.

Iraq is friendly with Iran.

Best outcome is Musk hires a fleet of lawyers who convince the supremes to limit presidential power.

There’s more to rob

Proof that God hates America

Monsanto secret memo, paraphrased: Our competitors are not our adversaries. They are our allies. The customer is our adversary.

Disclosed during a price-fixing investigation.

Yes, you have to reproduced by impregnating a woman or you are an evolutionary failure.

From a biological point of view everybody is disposable

Where’s the money coming from?

Some people wouldn’t know a Nazi if he was sending people to camps without trial, trying to outlaw the political opposition, fomenting a cult of personality, launching coups, oppressing the most vulnerable people, ratcheting up racist attacks, and threatening to attack Denmark.

That’s how I do it. I’ve got a wide variety of plants which leads to a wider variety of bugs and even rabbits for a few years, but they were killed or run off by a cat.