Leibfried was taken off duty as of Dec. 23, 2024, and remains on paid leave pending a resolution of the internal process.

The police department is taking this very seriously, I see.

Eventually, Leibfried and the woman, who was in a relationship, kissed outside a Lincoln Park bar and ended up in his truck, where they engaged in sexual intercourse.

The alleged victim reportedly told investigators she was “extremely intoxicated” and that she “blacked out” before she “came to” in the truck. She had no recollection of consenting to the act and said she did not believe she would have. Leibfried, however, maintained it was a consensual encounter.

Claim: The cost of living is low.

True: The cost of living is much lower than what it will be in a few months.

Claim: Trump has brought prices down.

False: We’re pretty sure he means the value of the U.S. dollar.

Claim: Trumponomics is the solution to runaway inflation.

False: Trumponomics is a 1996 CD-ROM game published by Maxis.

Claim: Affordability is a hoax perpetrated by Democrats.

False: Democrats would never run on a salient issue.

🤣

What would happen if homeless people just… squatted in all these empty homes?

It’s not like anyone’s using them, obviously.

They watch the clip compilation that makes it look like they’re the good guys.

Your mileage may vary, literally.

Maybe I just don’t like the flavor blue.

One was a farmer’s market homemade artisanal ice cream. That one was unfortunately gross.

The rest were while traveling. Mixed bag. I’ve learned to avoid the color blue.

I’ve had ice cream that looks like that.

Coin flip it’s either the best ice cream you’ve ever had or the grossest.

What’s wrong with that,

If you’re friends with a sex worker, you usually don’t refer to them as “the stripper”.

Masochist: Hurt me !

Sadist: No.

That Satan didn’t see this solution immediately tells me they’re not a top.