It’s not a question of where he grips it!

Where’s the lightning bug table?

I get why suicides have increased since covid, and now with what our governments are up to, but what happened in 2018 that caused such a high spike in suicides? I googled it and reports of a spike in 2018 come up, but none of the articles offer any attempt to explain the increase.

Why is this guy always on the wrong side of things?

I agree that it’s awful. Why do you think they enable it by default? What’s their game?

This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

I clung to Reddit for too long even though it sucked because it was awesome years ago and it was a habit.

One I joined here I started laughing again. Lemmy is so fun and funny. Reddit is just full of bots that don’t know what humor is and petty people who forgot how to laugh.

In with you and I’m still alive. Food is too expensive to throw out.

There are worst ways to die than keeling over after eating. I’ll take it.

I think she ate all the other creepy Black Hole Sun people and now she’s the Black Hole Sun Boss.

Can you imagine waking up and seeing that face staring at you?

Who approved this photo btw? Was this the best one of all of them they took? How much money do you have to have to get someone to help you look better than that in a photo? Like what?

Edit: oh no, whatever you do, do not zoom in, trust me

You had me at Ulfberth War-Bear.

Title leaves out “or passport.”

In a push to get you to think you must have a Real ID, I’ve noticed the media constantly leaves out or minimizes the fact that a passport is sufficient to get you through an airport or any other place a Real ID is required.

So no extra fee of you have a passport.

Like the show, The Last Man on Earth. I’d take that deal.

I was told they would be watching…

I don’t see the triangles. Is it because I have trials too? Now I’m paranoid.

I feel like the tiny little uptick in the red line at the end is just a lie to try to give us a smidge of hope.

I feel like this could be turned into a haiku:

I threw my back out

while loading the dishwasher

wearing my sweater

This made me think of the episode Plague of Madness from Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

The cowboy song about beating the devil in a music contest is about love and sex too, though, y’all.

https://www.villagevoice.com/beware-when-three-fat-guys-from-the-trump-organization-knock-on-your-door/

You have to go even further back to 1980 when Chump, as a landlord in NYC, evicted a 74 year old widowed stroke victim by sending tough guys to her apartment. They came in and took her stuff and kicked her out. He’s heartless.

Have you tried a Shandy? It’s beer mixed with lemonade or orange juice. It’s delicious.