Rage for the machine!

Thinking your same sex friend is pretty cute is definitely one of the most straight things ever

Reminds me of a Kipling poem, about engineers, humanity and how burdened we are.

https://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poem/poems_strain.htm

It’s also stupid, because there’s no way we’re going to want that same bridge doing the same thing in the same place in 2125.

Breaking Hasbro IP is chaotic good though

This joke is a bit derivative

Soviet engineering from the 1970s? Build to land on Venus? I’m putting my money on it hitting earth, bouncing off and going right back into orbit.

It’s easy to knock someone out with chloroform, and many many other chemicals.

The hard part is getting them to wake up later

Only once

Elections have consequences, everywhere.

Thanks! Today I learned I don’t really remember any details about die hard…

I mean, they all had a lot of time to get attached to Back to the Future and Die Hard

What’s so right wing about those? Honestly, it’s been a while but I don’t really remember any clear examples.

Turning my phone vertical as we speak!

It’s actually surprisingly hard to get a lithium cell to catch on fire from simply physical damage. You need to break it very specifically, and crushing them flat with a fucking tank will just shatter them before anything serious happens.

The reason that it happens so much due to damage is because there are a LOT off cells, and if someone damages the pack, there’s a point between total destruction and no damage where it’s just the right level of damage to cause thermal runaway reaction. The other reasons are manufacturing defects, and shitty charging, which are WAY more common than physical damage.

Well yeah, it’s super fucking stupid, and a lie. And yet…

Yes, everyone lives alphabetized. Bob had better live to the either below, or to the left of Andy, OR ELSE!

That is the real number at the black market exchange rate.

Which is the ONLY exchange rate, because North Korea.

“They just don’t to leave!”

/s, but also that’s actually their argument.

Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pinkish. But the neurons are grey.

The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.

And when it isn’t their spawning season, you’re not very likely to see them in the wild, so it kinda makes sense that people associated the colour with the fish.