Just hit the power button. It’ll keep ringing but It’ll be silent and the screen should turn off.

There’s probably a sticker with the license code on the laptop somewhere.

Time will put your enemies in the ground.

+1 for the EcoTank, it’s hard to be fussy about third party ink when you just feed it fluid. Ours doesn’t like double sided glossy paper but otherwise no complaints.

Can confirm, I’ve got an ecology degree and that line would work on me 100%.

Probably cilantro.

Also songbirds, reptiles, basically anything small enough for them to kill.

Wait that’s a thing?!

No, but I don’t wait for the beeping to stop.

Confirmation bias or something IDK I’m not a statistician.

Because cats are a godawful menace to local small vertebrate populations.

I’ve got the Pro, though I’m not fully convinced I needed the extra RAM.

I have the Odin and couldn’t be happier with it. Also it plays TotK, just saying.

Do you prefer snacks that are salty, sweet, or something else?

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

How portable do you want? I have an RG Cube I just beat Wind Waker on. The screen is a little small but it’s pocketable and the battery lasts quite a while.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Some animals are big enough to just have fauna, nothing micro about them. See whale lice as an example.

You rang?

Congrats, you just dodged a fae bargain.