Onyo

Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?

What ladies? They’re hooers. They let my friends finger them too.

What?! I wasn’t fingering A minor! Calm down!

Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.

Woke: whatever a right winger doesn’t like

We didn’t start the fire

To be honest, if my GF cheated on me with Matt Damon, I’d be okay with it.

You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.

From a lemon stealing whore?

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

He HAD to use corkscrew pasta … 🫤

No, those texts are from the cat.

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

Here’s the thing …

Psshh! It’s not electric? Get out of here with that!

/Jk

Probably. Although I suspect at least one person downvoted because they thought it was actually a post why gay people shouldn’t be parents.

🤷

I’m gonna hide behind this guy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hXkQpDxMI