I think this likely explains it all, damn… Need to pray the dev comes out of hibernation soon, as I’m used to Arctic. 🤞🥴🤞

Simple. I kill my doppelgänger, if he wins he wanted it more.

Agreed, the company is just waiting out a class action lawsuit where they will only end up paying 20% of what they’ve made as legal punishment; a scam old as time. I would wonder if they’ve put this in writing or could be recorded demanding the employees do these behaviors.

https://youtu.be/iLcyWgSChhs

Scotty Doesn’t Know That Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday…

What a liar. I hope that pasty cat f***** suffers a slowly from feline AIDS. Seeing as he’s the reason the feline population even caught it.

You guys trust your farts? I always presume each oncoming fart is a world ending disaster.

Incentives to not showering before the airport. 😉

It’s finally happening to me… I have no clue who most the people in the top of the picture are.

It is if the official is being payed to lure fellow officials into making big security mistakes. Anyone who knows a sociopath knows they would sell their mom for a candy bar.

I’ve worked in quite a few DARPA projects and I can almost 100% guarantee you are correct.

The picture makes him look like a Dollar Store, Kathy Bates.

https://youtu.be/iLcyWgSChhs

I (jokingly) told my sister he would likely kill the pope this year on NYE, so I received so many texts saying I was a prophet. That’s how I heard of his passing.

Welcome to being an adult and finally realizing capitalism mainly involves screwing the workers and increasing product prices to make investors happy. We were never meant to be happy, just milked to death.

Like the French Revolution, it takes a lot for a revolt. Ultimately if faces aren’t seen, it forgotten. As for republicans, if they aren’t white faces; it’s forgotten in a day or two.

until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes.

So, basically the mummy was a Kappa, looking for shirikodama’s?

They might be tear away shoes. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Don’t forget the strippers shoe on the right of the couch.

A well aimed shot from a pellet rifle will work. I know because I had a neighbor who left hers on and it came right into my bedroom.