I have absolutely mediocre stats, but the player is using slightly loaded dice. Not enough that everything is a 20, but enough that I have very few 1s.

Mentally ill.

This is a relic of my time and I appreciate that it lives on.

Honestly, I don’t even have to pretend. I’m currently on a waitlist to see someone about it, but I’ve forgotten when and who so in just waiting until they call to tell me I missed it.

If you had to be haunted by someone else forever, they are a ghost, cannot be more than a mile from you at all times, do not eat, sleep, or age, who would it be?

I’m trying to get an ADHD diagnosis as an adult. If I could do all these things, I wouldn’t need the diagnosis!

I’m not even shocked to see this from ghostcharm, he would absolutely get laid by infodumping about video games

Oh man, that’s actually really nice!

It’s a thankless job, but someone has to make the next unibomber.

That I don’t mind. The only difference between my D&D campaign and a Disney game is the players ability to stab the king.

Honestly I really love the idea of wonderlands, more dragon’s keep is like alchemical gold, but it’s so slow in a way that just doesn’t feel like borderlands. Even 3 has better pacing.

“You like like a modern interpretation of some Greek god of spice” I had a spig of rosemary tucked behind my ear and a shirt that reads “why so salty”

I’m aware they do patches, that doesn’t change the fact that after 14 years of them actively releasing and supporting it, there are still a bethesda level of bugs to it. At this point there’s no reason the community patch should be a mandatory install. They don’t fix it, they don’t add to it, they just port the patches over with it and charge $10 more than the last.

so why is it in the remaster?

Because Bethesda doesn’t care how shit their games are. Every skyrim release has come packaged with the same bugs and errors that the original 360 disk has when they first released it, all they do is step up the graphics for nicer TVs. If they were a company that cared about their product, they’d fix the problems at the root for each re-release or add more to the game. Imagine how many more hours we’d all get to look at the gorgeous textures if they put fo4’s crafting management into it after they “rebuilt the game from the ground up to test our new engine” imagine how much more quest you could have if they added 15min more story every time they made a new release.

We could’ve had gold and instead we get dragon shit.

Mine just said “DIY”. I guess this is what I get for being a forever DM.

I mean, her husbands always talking out his ass…

I have a 200 item list of grazing board foods that I’ve personally mixed and sampled every single 2 and 3 item combination and curated every item to be acceptable to delicious in 3 part combos.

By far the two strangest combos to any guest are the spicy salami and the dark chocolate on baguette bread or the rum dates and stone stone-ground mustard on butter cracker.

The sweet and bitter of the chocolate mixes so well with the oilly spice of the meat, and the baguette bridges the textures to provide a comfortable mouthfeel by soaking it in.

For the second, the vinegar and tang of the mustard heighten the rum without taking away the sweet paste of the dates and the cracker provides enough texture to not feel like you’re eating sauce and enough salt to soften the vinegar and alcohol bite.

Honestly, it’s my favorite dinner even because it’s so much fun to watch people look at you in horror when you suggest they try something, then try it and see that horror melt away into absolute wonder.

This is one of those recipes that I have to stop and ask what’s wrong with the people in your life that they can’t assess hummus, a spread frequently served on breads, with the same eyes they use on any other spread. They wouldn’t think twice if you served them a board with all the listed ingredients as a grazing spread.

This guy is one unfair ruling away from becoming a Batman villain.

White could just take the queen with theirs, I’d take Rb8 -> d8