As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

No

This is who Dems will spend the next 4 years courting, the vote Hitler because he’ll keep us out of wars caucus

No wonder why Communism is when no iPhone

Imagine absolving kkkrackkker$$ of their sins

(Same)

Because at the core the majority wish to be accepted as a normal Amerikkkan.

Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.

And Biden

And Hillary

That’s not how it works in New York.

Here, the Supreme Courts are our trial courts, so she’ll have to manage the case load of five judges.

Imagine filling for a divorce and having to stand before Hillary Clinton. At that point you might be better off just using rat poison.

Don’t forget this addition

Mr. Peanut 100% rabies confirmed

At least Elon Musk stfu about politics.

Only if he snaps his neck trying to run into the Capital building on January 6th 2 Somehow More Pathetic