I just bought 2 dozen for my sweatshop 👍👍👍

Too succulent for such a creature to have been involved

So many puns. I love it.

I can’t think of any that Hank would say. Probably just toilet lol. Maybe throne?

Ok cool. That was my initial thought, but you can never tell these days

I was thinking Hank Hill in a coat

This was my initial thought. I hope you’re correct.

Oh man. It clicked eventually, and when it did I chuckled heartily.

Wait, are you being serious? Because if so that wasn’t the point of my comment

All squares are diamonds but not all diamonds are yellow

My teacher used to tell us that all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

Velma pulls off the mask and it’s an I-beam yelling about pesky kids

No I think you may be correct

That’s funny. It reminds me of this joke about Donald Trump getting picked up by the cartels and then they stab him to death with screwdrivers, slowly, over a period of days, and then the footage ends up on LiveLeak or something? I can’t remember the whole thing, unfortunately. I think there was something about wild dogs fucking the holes, too? Man my memory sucks.

Given enough time, the bugs would win - they are tenacious little creatures, and I can’t help but admire them.

I have “Your Name” on my left cheek, hehehe

I almost died on the toilet because of this comment.

You know what? I say let em have the parade. And while all the soldiers are busy goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Avenue, we’ll go raid area 51 for real this time. Get some sweet-ass experimental aircraft.

Didn’t really technically see this, but:

(A little context is that I’m a maintenance man for the local housing authority.)

We cleaned out an apartment after a resident left 2 sets of twin bunk beds, 3 queen-sized beds, LOADS of clothing and random trash, etc… all absolutely covered in bed bugs.

Tossed it all in a big dump trailer, taped the area off with caution tape, and covered the trailer in a tarp.

2am, our executive director gets a call from one of the neighbors asking why we’re “throwing all this good stuff away.”

They had climbed inside the trailer and taken a couple of comforters into their own apartment.

Why?

Why would you do that?

Why climb into a dumpster full of obviously soiled objects? Why call the director at 2 in the morning?

Everyone in this complex saw us all wearing hazmat suits when packing the stuff out.

So now we’re treating two apartments for bed bugs.