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Even looking at this selfishly, those kids are going to be adults, members of society. The better we set them up for success, the better our communities can be. This has got to be one of the cheapest investments in fighting crime and poverty.

I completely agree with that, but by the second paragraph it’s clear.

From the article:

Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts and Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters of California are urging the Federal Reserve to reconsider its approval of an impending merger between Capital One Financial Corporation and Discover Financial Services, a tie-up that critics have warned could harm consumers.

Yes, but somehow Q4 2024 was all Trump.

That actually sounds amazing. Especially when you leave an air conditioned building and go sit in your car. Don’t turn it on, just sit in it for a minute and let the warmth envelope you. I love Midwestern summer.

And tragically, that’s how America elected a third party candidate.

Maybe we get to see a rocket full of billionaires go pop. That’d be neat.

We test every first Monday at 11am, but after the siren, there’s a voice saying that it’s a test, broadcasted over the entire city. It was pretty eerie the first time I heard it.

Game recognizes game

Where’d the bowl of petunias land?

Shit, I’ve been making mayo wrong. I’m not a very good cook.

Eggs aren’t important because they’re eaten directly, as much as they are as an ingredient. They are used in all kinds of doughs (think breads, crusts, pastries, buns, etc…). They’re also half of mayonnaise, which again, is used in a lot of things

General Zod wore it better, makeup and all.

Wrong!

Me:

Thats fair, but he has to start sending us photos then.

Bad tip: I know who it was.

Good tip: Don’t lead the target so much.

I ditched reddit for Lemmy during the whole API crackdown bs. I’ve only used Voyager, but it seems quite comparable to RIF, which is the only way I ever viewed reddit.

Don’t even need AI. Find the average length of employees’ responses - Fire everyone below the average mark. Doesn’t make any sense, but seems like the kind of metric Musk would use to fire people.