One could say that they gifted him a bribe.

Fitbod.

Do you like fish sticks?

That’s a lot of Seamen.

When this is what you call breakfast at home of course you’re going to find new places to eat out at.

I bet he got it by ripping off some Libyan Nationalists. Too bad plutonium isn’t sold at the local corner drugstore in 2025.

With every article I read about Roku and their current trajectory, they, as a company, remind me more and more of Veridian Dynamics from the show Better Off Ted. Soon, Roku will be selling an office chair to companies that helps keep their staff on task by not letting them get too comfortable.

This might just be me but every post in my feed is marked as NSFW including post that shouldn’t be marked as NSFW.

lol, “Oh hell naw.”

So now I will have the opportunity to pay for ads versus seeing them for free, nice!

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I am already looking forward to the reboot where Skeletor is played by Joaquin Phoenix.

That’s a fair point.

Is it worth the hype that Apple and cell carriers are throwing at it? Not really, but do I, as a user, enjoy a lot of the new features? For sure.
Double tap to type to Siri is great, and access to ChatGPT for answers Siri doesn’t know is much better than, “I couldn’t find the answer. Would you like me to search the internet?” And as a person with slight dyslexia and ADHD, Proofread is a fucking god send.

I get the point of this meme but if you look at the photo of the assassin he’s wearing a beige backpack with beige shoulder straps. This just seems like a guy wearing a similar jacket on the wrong day. 

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.