Lol, can I propose jicks?

The morons

You had “skyjail” or even “skykeep” but you chose “jailscraper”? Smh. Let our oppression at least sound cool.

The Total War series, I have 300+ hours on Shogun 2, Rome 2, Empire, and Warhammer 2 each. Almost 100+ on most others. Probably have 1000+ hours on League of Legends too.

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Beardy doesn’t have a grip on his gun and the other guys seems to be holding a thin grip that puts his trigger finger on the clip and his thumb behind the actual trigger. Unless this is some type of extra safe carry, I think it’s another clue.

Aliens

The joke is that 8 lying down (ie, rotated by 90°) is ∞

I kept reading “Man taLking trash to a dumpster” and I was like lol get rekt noob it wasn’t even armed. Then I read “dumpster with gun” and thought hmm, maybe it was. I should go to sleep.

Oh god this looks hilarious. Please english for me?

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C plus

C plus plus

C sharp

C sharp sharp

C through time and space

Edit: formatting

Australia…

Why is that so fucking funny???

Damn, I missed the “by a” and thought a woman swallowed a python and thought, “fuck yeah, see how you like it, you bastard!”

Need my coffee.

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You sick sick bastard. I love it

Yup… Somehow, being able to suffer financially is somehow a sign of your academic commitment. Post-docs are rare enough and most professors dont even get tenure anymore. The result is an insular community of hyper-competitive credit-chasing asshats looking to put their name on your work because you needed their signature for something once.

No thank you.