I like the idea that if Jenna had accepted Dr. Spaceman’s meth treatment, she’d have probably turned into Dee.

Happy cake day! 🎉

The loudest non-sound known to science.

The same way they alert me to everything else they need: They stare at me REALLY loudly. 🤣

Never really had much of an issue with our current and last couple dogs.

I usually give them their dinner when we have ours, so they’re occupied. Worst case is they’ll curl up on your feet under the table while you’re eating.

LOL I love it.

I don’t know if anyone ever noticed, but I have the youtube video for this in my bio. This is like the 30 Rock version of that.

I promise I’m not a bitch, lol, but I do have these Ally McBeal daydream sequences pretty often 😂

I’ve got a laser printer, but it’s only monochrome. I do have some friends that print photos (I just have mine printed at walmart). Maybe I can get some good paper stock and call in a favor. I’d still need to design them, but that part I can probably handle.

Thinking out loud here, so forgive me, but I’d like to do something where they’re printed in color as a template and I can load those in my B&W printer to print the actual text so I can personalize them as-needed.

Don’t you mean the Olsen octuplets?

(Nevermind; that’s from Kimmy Schmidt)

That’s exactly what I want haha Hyper-specific pamphlets to just hand out to people because I’m tired of having the same conversation with them.

“Per my last email, Sean”

“We’ve talked about this, Debbie”

“I always think of a third thing, Brandon”

There are some wonderful crazy surgical options. Are you familiar with the Bradshaw Clinic?

I only have a black and white printer. I also don’t know if it would be hilarious or mortifying if I made / found the design for those and took them somewhere to have professionally printed 😂

Got it. Appreciate you looking into it. No biggie if it’s a whole ordeal, just figured I’d ask.

I think my main use-case would be a 2x4 (or 2x6 or 2x8) table with images and captions so I don’t have to use an image editor to make custom scenes. Basically I wanna take some of your gifs and mash them together into something like a 4-panel comic / scene.

could possibly even build that functionality right into Tesseract

Oh that would be cool. I’ll ask!

Lol, thanks. I have been playing around with it a bit more.

Thanks! I’ll bookmark that tool for later and give it a try.

Usually I do okay-ish typing them in directly, sometimes I use the table template button the app to get started, but when putting in long text like image links, it gets ugly fast and stuff starts to break.

I generally create it from scratch in a separate text editor

That’s what I do, and turning off word wrap helps a lot.

Is there a tool that helps with making tables? I know the markdown to do it, but it’s still a confusing mess to work with.

TIL what those caption things are called.

I think the whole 1 minute “trailer” is the whole thing. The article I found on it mentions the same things as the other comment, so that’s probably right (promo for her book + jab at Fey).

I didn’t even know it existed until I was sourcing images for this post, and the one of Palin as Liz was a thumbnail for a YT video, so of course I had to click on it and probably ruin the already terrible recommendations on the homepage 🤣

The worst part about it is…I didn’t totally hate it.

Nice catch.

How could you leave out el tejón?

Because I didn’t think of it. 🤷‍♀️

Nice catches. I remembered porn Liz after I posted. Totally forgot about staged reaction shot Liz and that Amy Pohler played her in the second live show.

Also, I’m just now remembering butt-double Liz: