Kompressor
Comedian. Scientist. Satirist.
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Kompressor @lemmy.worldto The Onion@midwest.social•Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ TutorialEnglish16·27 days agoThe government has far more pay to win options appealing to his way of play.
also “Where did our society go?! So anyways I’m gonna liquidate these business and move them overseas. Why won’t you people have children?! Take away their education and any infrastructure supporting children. How is this not working out?!”
Switched to Linux at the beginning of the year. Still have a lobotomized local windows 11 boot for gaming/VR still though. Can’t wait for the day I can finally get rid of it totally.
The brook babbled. And I took that personally.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sometimes we create our own problems.English17·2 months ago“Well you see there is generations and generations of ghouls that have made their entire livelihood off the established and continued monopolization of vital resources such as water and power and for some reason the rest of us haven’t gotten together and solved that clear and obvious threat to everyone and everything collectively, I know I don’t get it either.”
I hate its little zergling arms.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Elon Musk decimated the government and saved almost nothingEnglish2·2 months agoYes but he was able to direct the blank checks to himself and his buddies so the day is saved actually.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Elon Musk’s harem exposes the emptiness of Republican ‘family values’English3·2 months agoOh they’re just teeing up to bring back a particular modern revelation that was super epic and cool and not totally fucked up, weird, sick, depraved and entirely self serving to the personal desires of the few. Classic human shit to be honest. Genetics is gonna come back swinging hard on these dipshits thankfully it has a knack for correcting this sort of thing
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Batman was cutting into our profitsEnglish14·3 months agoDo you feel in charge?
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Billionaire's False Narrative...English7·3 months ago‘but if they aren’t hungry and homeless where will their motivation to become professionals and have children come from?’ they are actually this fucking stupid.
Can focus on being sore instead of whatever you were depressed about.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•RFK Jr. Reportedly Had a Call With Texans Helping Distribute Unproven Measles RemediesEnglish61·4 months agoHow does this sort of stuff compare with the old ‘crackpot Chinese medicine!’ We’re regressing from modern medicine back to snake oil and miracle cures it’s obviously stupid it’s morbidly funny.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Dear Democrats: It Would Be Nice If You Could Lead, And Not Off A CliffEnglish62·4 months agoOh they’ve been wasted in the back of this party bus for a while telling everyone to calm down and stop being so frantic and everything’s fine.
custom bowling ball towel
Kompressor @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•A billionaire rises to the occasionEnglish382·4 months agoIt’s extremely spot on that instead of doing obvious things that would better the city they just invest in a bunch of industry and tech instead. Very on the nose. Especially the Dark Knight Rises Batman where he had a clean energy program that was the answer to the energy crisis or whatever they were in but he just didn’t do it because he thought ‘the world wasn’t ready’.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tells NPR: 'Everything feels increasingly like a scam'English235·4 months agoEverything’s been a scam for a while especially this bullshit society. Capitalism inherently encourages and drives everything towards scamming people gotta “make profit” and no one dare dictate what’s egregious or not because “who are you to say” so there is just no limit to the greed whatsoever. Cutting corners/costs can only go so far until the planes start falling out of the sky or however that saying goes. We’re past the terminal end stages of capitalism and they have no remedy for it and we’re seeing the cancer mutate in to something else now.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldto The Onion@midwest.social•Amazon-produced 007 movie pits Bond against fulfillment center workers who want to unionizeEnglish2·4 months agoThey’re going to modernize plots of old unionization climaxes where they were like “if you won’t acknowledge our union we’re going to fucking blow up the factory and you will have nothing” and they’ll twist it in to a sob story about how the unions are terrorists and how the factory owner has a family and children and :'(. Surprised more of it hasn’t already happened lol.
The entire thing screamed humiliation display more than anything else. And the anything else was like a half assed shitty commercial for military equipment. They had actual soldiers playing dress up for no fucking reason while wasting a fuck ton of money the VA could’ve used. Just despicable all around.