Car, house, boat, tent… The list goes on

Boiling water should be about 100 degrees C, no?

Why would they bother spying on people they’re just going to murder anyway?

Pretending? I am in a relationship with them

The suffering is the point

But did you know that I think maybe it’s natural and not made by humans. The earth just did that, much like the head of JFK

White can play Mana Tithe and player B has no untapped lands

Glue on pizza is now available as a medical professional. Subscribe now for only 5.99 and slightly* increased utility bills

Why not just do your cooking directly in the crucible at that point? I heard it’s great for pizza

Leave it outside for 2 years, use acid and scrubbing to get the rust off, reseason. Good as new!

No, no, this is the way of the future and totally worth billions upon billions of data centers and electricity

Here, take this random string my password manager made

So managers are just insanely detached from reality?

Tax evasion is legal several places.

Just ban it worldwide and have the police arrest anyone running a node

We’re killing all the billionaires, but line must still go up. There’s no point in anything if line doesn’t go up.

The California will rise again!

It doesn’t limit tequilas/hr

Oh no, we’re out of letters!

Too proud to say “I don’t know, I’ll look it up and tell you tomorrow”.