All my best teachers and coaches were Satan all along!

What does measured with your heart mean? That sounds like a pretty big Tupperware. Is it just a splash of vinegar or are you using like most of a bottle of vinegar?

People will definitely say that about me when I die too. Thankfully the US healthcare system is pretty damn good at making sure the vast majority of us can say this when we die.

Hide your children, another dangerous criminal out on the loose. Why can’t we use AI to just predict all the future evils people like this will do so we can just keep them locked up??! Someone needs to work on this!

Sorry for posting here but my Truth social account is on a 90day ban for saying that I thought MTG was looking a little less bangable lately.

Stephen Miller is an evil villain pulled directly out of some children’s cartoon show.

I’m not entirely sure, but I found having easy access to a computer helped me with school work. I imagine these level the field a bit since perhaps not all kids have easy access to computers otherwise?

Everyone has a reason here why this isn’t necessary, but frankly it’s just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I’d rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.

We’re looking into a way to blame it on a DEI policy. Please standby for bullshit.

This kind of investment is actually a valuable and meaningful step forward in building a fascist regime. It’s money and time well spent if your goal is to disassemble democracy.

You know that make America great again really just means make America racist again right? Of course racist books can stay!

None are important in my home. It’s a survival model, and I hate tags on my clothes anyway. I clip tag without looking at it, throw it in a cold cycle with everything else, throw it in the dryer with everything else and find out if it was fit for my lifestyle.

Yeah, starting at 10%? What is this 2021?

Is there a better option schools should be buying at a similar price point?

Is this happening with paid accounts or just free ones? Any free album streaming service will eventually have ads of some sort which is what it sounds like this more or less is.

If it’s happening with paid accounts, Jesus, bail now and switch to a different streaming service.

Maybe they will get bailed out like the airlines did though. I want to see them burn, but nothing seems to work the way it’s supposed to anymore.

Never check email before 11am if at all possible. Try it. You will still probably be miserable, but try it.

I’ve been taking pretty decent care of my brain my whole life and now you just broke it you jackass.

Yes

A fossil?

It’s my understanding the AI dead guy actually did talk about forgiveness